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Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why. |
Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why. |
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So in conclusion, Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
So in conclusion, Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
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== A banana's theory that is better than apple's == |
== A banana's theory that is better than apple's == |
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A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney. |
A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney. |
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Since all Banana's are alcoholics, I must conclude that Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic |
Since all Banana's are alcoholics, I must conclude that Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic |
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== Gillguy's theory == |
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Killer has 6 letters |
Killer has 6 letters |
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So that means Jeff the Killer= Jeff the alcoholic |
So that means Jeff the Killer= Jeff the alcoholic |
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== Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory |
== Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory == |
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Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. |
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== Bitch I like Candy's Theory == |
== Bitch I like Candy's Theory == |
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Jeff is an alcoholic cause I say so. |
Jeff is an alcoholic cause I say so. |
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== Penis eater's thery == |
== Penis eater's thery == |
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I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset. |
I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset. |
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if that's the case, Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic |
if that's the case, Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic |
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== My Theiry of Fatasses |
== My Theiry of Fatasses == |
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Me Say Jeff is an alcoholic. |
Me Say Jeff is an alcoholic. |
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No more evidence is required |
No more evidence is required |
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== Hank Hill's theory |
== Hank Hill's theory == |
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Okay my god damn son Bobby told me to tell my theory to Trollpasta. Here it goes: |
Okay my god damn son Bobby told me to tell my theory to Trollpasta. Here it goes: |
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I mean, who wouldntt? Itss fucking propane. |
I mean, who wouldntt? Itss fucking propane. |
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So I prepared my propane tanks by replacing it with bear. When Jeff drank it he instantly became an alcoholic and |
So I prepared my propane tanks by replacing it with bear. When Jeff drank it he instantly became an alcoholic and wooed Peggy into having sex with him. |
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