Jeff vs Godzilla

One day, Jeff the Killer was on another of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.

Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their houses.

Jeff then thought: "What the fucking hell is going on?!"

Before he knew it, he just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptillian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.

Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing its massive foot.

....the stabbing had no effect on Godzilla whatsoever, and only resulted in his knife breaking apart. Godzilla then looked down, then stepped on him. Before anyone knew, Jeff the Killer became nothing more than a flattened pile of flesh and bone, burning from the behemoth's radiation.

Of course, Jeff should've known, that no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat the king of the monsters with a fucking kitchen knife.

• The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.

  The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.