Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen
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NOTE: This all began with a joke by Furbearingbrick in chat, "What if Jeff The Killer were drawn by Rob Liefeld?" Other users came up with their own ideas for disastrous Jeff spinoffs/interpretations, and it never stopped really. What follows are the more amusing ones. Now has two sequels. Scratch that, four. No, five. And a holiday special.
Jeff Gets Diabeetus.
Jeff Grows a Walrus Moustache because of it.
He keeps having to inject insulin while stalking people.
Jeff and Jane's Sexy Fun Times
Jeff and Cleric's Massive Orgy
Jeff The Killer get's a sex change/Becomes Lesbian.
Jeff The Killer Visits The Gynecologist
Jeff The Killer Clones Himself. "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"
Jeff the Killer uses Hyper-Realistic Descriptor. It was super effective
Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt
Jeff The Killer Gives Blood...HIS VICTIMS'
Jeff The Killer Gets An Anal Probe
Jeff the Killer>"Okay! That does it! Now LISTEN! Why is it that everything today has involved things going in, or coming out of, my ass!"
Michael Bay's Jeff The Killer
Jeff The Killer meets Mecha-Hitler.
Jeff The Killer Gets Manboobs... And squeezes them.
Jeff Discovers That He Has Chalimyda
Jeff Wears A Green Hoodie Because His White One Is At The Cleaners
Jeff Writes A Children's Show (It doesn't End Well)
Jeff Gets His Wisdom Teeth Pulled
Jeff Discovers Puberty
Jeff Experiments with Smiledog
Jeff Files His Tax Returns
Jeff Shits Bricks
Brick Shits Jeff (aww man, what did I eatlast night?!)
Jeff Eats His Fangirls
Jeff Becomes A Superhero
Jeff EXTREEEEEEEEME
Jeff The Ninja Turtle
Jeff Takes Steroids (Wait, that one actually exists. Nevermind.)
Jeff Types With Boxing Gloves On
Jeff: 20,000 BC
Jeff Licks A Frozen Doorknob
Jeff Is Actually A Snatcher (YOU LOOKED! JUNKER!)
Jeff Takes Bath Salts; Doesn't Change a Bit.
Jeff meets Happy Wheels
Jeff Goes To Hell; Gets Kicked Out
Jeff vs The Heartbreak Of Psoriasis
Jeff Vs. Headcrabs
Wolfenmaus &Furbearingbrick Make Fun of Jeff "Rated Five Stars by Slendy Weekly!"
Jeff Is Forced To Wash His Hair
Jeff's Clothes Are Stolen By The Rake While He Bathes In The River
Jeff Switches Brains With A Gorilla
Jeff Finally Starts To Hallucinate From His Extensive Sleep Deprivation
Jeff Trips Balls
Jeff Drinks An Entire Jug Of Moonshine And Passes Out, Awakens To Find Slendy Has Sharpied Rude Drawings On His Face
Jeff Doesn't Love Your Shitty OC, Get Over It
Jeff Inhales Smiledog, Slendy Shrinks To Microscopic Size To Retrieve Him
Jeff Purchases An iPhone 5
Jeff Drops The Soap
Jeff Trips On A Roller Skate, Gets A Concussion
Jeff Becomes Morbidly Obese
Jeff, Slendy, Heron, Zalgo and Patrixxx Play Mahjonng
"Jeff Becomes A Hyper-Intelligent Scholar, Solves World Hunger and Propels Mankind to the great beyond. Then he eats people like candy and Slaughters Mankind because why the fuck not?"
Baby! It's what's for dinner!
Baby! The other, other white meat!
Jeff Becomes A Legomaniac
Jeff Vs The Screaming Shits
Jeff Gets The Flu
Seriously, what WOULD happen if Jeff got the flu? Would he be too sick to stalk people, or would he intentionally spread it to his victims instead of killing them?
Jeff vs Hayfever
Jeff Smells So Bad He Can Stun A Yak At 100 Yards
Jeff The Killer's Rampaging Gayness
Jeff The Killer Pees On Heron's Nest, Gets His Eyes Pecked Out
Jeff Thinks He Has A Week To Live, Suddenly Becomes Nicer To Slendy
Attack Of The 50-Foot Jeff
Jeff The Killer Does Your Mum
Jeff The Eats Too Much Halloween Candy
Jeff Gets Preganant
Jeff's First Pube
Jeff Grows A Beard
Jeff's Beard Hops Off His Face And Goes On A Maniacal Fuck-Fest
Jeff Drinks Bleach And Dies
Jeff Is Forced To Work For A Living
Jeff Turns Himself Inside Out
Jeff Bakes Cookies...OF DEATH!!
Jeff Gets The Infinity Gauntlet
Jeff Vs. Godzilla
Jeff Turns Into A Tree
Jeff Turns Dolan Into Duck a 'lorange
Jeff's Prom Date From Hell
Jeff Attempts To Learn To Drive
Jeff Paints The Spare Room
Jeff Begs For Change
Jeff OD's
Jeff Sets Up A Wile E. Coyote Style Trap To Catch A Sleepwalker, Which Backfires In A Predictable Yet Hilarious Manner
Jeff Steps On A Lego
Jeff Overeats On Thanksgiving
Jeff vs....HIMSELF?!
Jeff Becomes A Yellow Lantern
Jeff The Condom. Wait wat.
Jeff Gets Athlete's Foot
Jeff Moons Everybody
Jeff Grows A Second Head (not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter)
Jeff Reproduces By Budding
Jeff Eats a Sack of Bagels.
Jeff Requires More Vespene Gas
Jeff the Killer Waits Patiently For Minecraft To Open and Fully Load.
Jeff The Killer Gets Caught In A Sandstorm; Immediately Regrets Having Burned Off His Eyelids
Jeff Gets Visited by a Genie and Wishes To Be a Real Woman.
Jeff Becomes a Creepypasta Wiki Admin and Bans Everyone.
Jeff Stabs Pedobear In The Eye
Jeff Takes Viagra
It makes his knife grow bigger :P
His knife sure is sharp
It can penetrate anything ;o
Jeff Drinks Bongwater
Jeff's Jock Itch Adventure
Jeff-Bot
Jeff Drinks His Own Body Fluids
And, last but not least, Jeff dies laughing looking at all these stupid ideas.
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