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One day, Jeff the Killer was on another of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted. |
One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted. |
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Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their |
Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their homes. |
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Jeff then thought |
Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!" |
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Before he knew it, he just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptillian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. |
Before he knew it, he just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptillian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. |
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Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing |
Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot. |
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Little does he know, however, that the stabbing has absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff the Killer in the process. |
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Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mass of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself. |
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This was the end of Jeff the Killer. |
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Revision as of 23:58, 13 December 2014
One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.
Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their homes.
Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!"
Before he knew it, he just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptillian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.
Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.
Little does he know, however, that the stabbing has absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff the Killer in the process.
Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mass of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.
But of course, Jeff should've known, that no man, sane or insane, could defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.
This was the end of Jeff the Killer.
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The monster that finally killed Jeff the Killer.
Written by Specter5
Inspired by Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen.
Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.
