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i went to therapy and almost got over my tramau. |
i went to therapy and almost got over my tramau. |
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then he showed up. |
then he showed up. |
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It started with me noticing a sunday just around the house. I thought nothing of it, till the sunday started getting weapons. Then the sunday spoke and said "IM JEFFERY THE SUNDAY AND IMAA FUCKING KILL YOU". I ran outside and screamed 'HELP AN ICECREAMS GONNA KILL ME" "essey, shut the fuck up, and stop taking acid |
It started with me noticing a sunday just around the house. I thought nothing of it, till the sunday started getting weapons. Then the sunday spoke and said "IM JEFFERY THE SUNDAY AND IMAA FUCKING KILL YOU". I ran outside and screamed 'HELP AN ICECREAMS GONNA KILL ME" "essey, shut the fuck up, and stop taking acid galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police. |
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galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police. |
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"Help, Im being chased by the ghost of a fowle mouthed iccream cashier". "IDC fuck off" said the cop. just then, icream man came in and pulled an revolver on him and shoot the police officer and then said "BRAIN FREEZE BITCH" like a rip off freddy kruger. |
"Help, Im being chased by the ghost of a fowle mouthed iccream cashier". "IDC fuck off" said the cop. just then, icream man came in and pulled an revolver on him and shoot the police officer and then said "BRAIN FREEZE BITCH" like a rip off freddy kruger. |
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Im wrighting this 28 years later because I got high and wanted to make some story up. would make a good b movie slasher though. |
Im wrighting this 28 years later because I got high and wanted to make some story up. would make a good b movie slasher though. |
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Latest revision as of 02:29, 17 May 2022
The year was 1994. I was doing what every teen was doing in the 1990's, jacking it to playboy and drinking surge cola. After I finished, I was craving an icecream sunday. I went to an icecream shop and opened the door. "Hi welcome to the iccream shop, what the fuck do you want?" said the clerk. "hey man dont swear round the kiddywinks" said a geriatric old bastard. The clerk then shot the dude with a shotgun, and I ran for my life. The police showed up and got into a 37 hours hosatge situation with the clerk. Then he said "im gonna blow my brains out and become a sunday and kill all the witnesses". "lol, do it pussy" said the cop. he did it.
i went to therapy and almost got over my tramau.
then he showed up.
It started with me noticing a sunday just around the house. I thought nothing of it, till the sunday started getting weapons. Then the sunday spoke and said "IM JEFFERY THE SUNDAY AND IMAA FUCKING KILL YOU". I ran outside and screamed 'HELP AN ICECREAMS GONNA KILL ME" "essey, shut the fuck up, and stop taking acid galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police.
"Help, Im being chased by the ghost of a fowle mouthed iccream cashier". "IDC fuck off" said the cop. just then, icream man came in and pulled an revolver on him and shoot the police officer and then said "BRAIN FREEZE BITCH" like a rip off freddy kruger.
I ran out of the station and decided to go to the grave yard. in the grave yard, I saw the grave of de man.
"Jeffery the icream man, he was a dick" said the stone.
"I TOLD YOU ID GET YOU" he said and then I decied to kick him.
He fell over and I ran to a gamestop
"welcome to gamestop buy something or gtfo"
The icream came in and shot the dude, which I was glad so i didnt have to deal with that bullshit.
Then I had a plan, i just ate the bastard. (the iccream, not the gamestoop man.)
SO hedied and i went home.
Im wrighting this 28 years later because I got high and wanted to make some story up. would make a good b movie slasher though.
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