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"Well I got nothing better to do today" sighed Jeremy. Famous last words. Jeremy would soon travel down a path that none had |
"Well I got nothing better to do today" sighed Jeremy. Famous last words. Jeremy would soon travel down a path that none had come back from unscathed. |
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Drugs. |
Drugs. |
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"Talk about eye candy" Johnson joked. Samson ate his way into the candy man's body, humming the Super Mario theme, then fell asleep for a thousand hours, dreaming of moon camp. |
"Talk about eye candy" Johnson joked. Samson ate his way into the candy man's body, humming the Super Mario theme, then fell asleep for a thousand hours, dreaming of moon camp. |
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Peter woke up in a bathtub full of water, his first thought being |
Peter woke up in a bathtub full of water, his first thought being: |
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"How did I get here? More importantly, how am I breathing?" He climbed out, and saw Smokey the Bear doing the fishstick on the ceiling. |
"How did I get here? More importantly, how am I breathing?" He climbed out, and saw Smokey the Bear doing the fishstick on the ceiling. |
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So they played Jumanji, and Santa never took drugs again. |
So they played Jumanji, and Santa never took drugs again. |
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"Don't do drugs, kids"said a yellow horse with a awesome, deep voice. |
"Don't do drugs, kids" said a yellow horse with a awesome, deep voice. |
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Listen to the magic horse kids. |
Listen to the magic horse kids. |