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The environment was country. It looked like a dusty road. In front of Deb was a BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!! From Mario Kart Wii. I made Deb walk up to it and dash ahead. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Deb was going faster, faster, faster and she went past BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!! BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOST PANEL!! I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. Suddenly Deb crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. Poor Deb was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied radio hostess as the background slowly began to melt in front of my eyes. Take a shot everytime blood is mentioned, I am not responsible for your liver. Anyway, the image flashed again and soon the title screen appeared. As expected I was back on the title screen and Deb appeared with Jim. She did look scared, but her other eye was... How do I put it? ... droopy and dead and bled a black goo. Her hair was over her face now instead of the back of her head. Her color sheme changed to a very, very dark purple and red like gangrene. Her clothes were a dull grey.

The red writing appeared on the screen again, only it was dripping, like blood and it was crooked. "Country is dead..." I replied, "Shut up JB!"

Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Family Guy was playing. It was the scene at the aquarium it played out normal with Peter harassing the octopus, only when it bursted out of its tank, it shoved one of its tenticles into Peters butt, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see green fart gas leaking out of his anus. Worst thing was that the octopus even looked like he was enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too, like, "Good, you deserve this." To quote Shane Koyczan, Don't F*ck with the bees! I could see the corrupted Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash in the background too. Peter cried "Help is all sucky and squeezy." the octopus simply replied, "Shut up, people have wanted to see you suffer for years!"