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The red writing appeared on the screen again, only it was dripping, like blood, (I swear one more f*cking time!) and it was crooked. "Country is dead..." I replied, "Shut up JB!" |
The red writing appeared on the screen again, only it was dripping, like blood, (I swear one more f*cking time!) and it was crooked. "Country is dead..." I replied, "Shut up JB!" |
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Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Family Guy was playing. It was the scene at the aquarium it played out normal with Peter harassing the octopus, until when it bursted out of its tank, it shoved one of its tenticles into Peters butt, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see green fart gas and hyper-realistic blood leaking out of his anus. (That wasn't even 30 seconds FFS!) Worst thing was that the octopus even looked like he was enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too, like, "Good, you deserve this." To quote Shane Koyczan, Don't F*ck with the bees! I could see the corrupted Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash in the background too. Peter cried "Help |
Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Family Guy was playing. It was the scene at the aquarium it played out normal with Peter harassing the octopus, until when it bursted out of its tank, it shoved one of its tenticles into Peters butt, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see green fart gas and hyper-realistic blood leaking out of his anus. (That wasn't even 30 seconds FFS!) Worst thing was that the octopus even looked like he was enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too, like, "Good, you deserve this." To quote Shane Koyczan, Don't F*ck with the bees! I could see the corrupted Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash in the background too. Peter cried "Help it's all sucky and squeezy." the octopus simply replied, "Shut up, people have wanted to see you suffer for years!" |
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I giggled and looked away from the screen. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the demonic hell rabbit I saw on Etsy. I quickly got out my flamethrower and burned that Muddafucha. The marshmallows roasted on it were some of the best MrEnter had ever ate. |
I giggled and looked away from the screen. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the demonic hell rabbit I saw on Etsy. I quickly got out my flamethrower and burned that Muddafucha. The marshmallows roasted on it were some of the best MrEnter had ever ate. |
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