Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

One day, I was bored. Like everyday. So I looked up Jimmy Neutron. I discovered a game, Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius. Then, I remember the game when I was a child. The shitty controls and sound bites. So I downloaded it from a third-party website where you can download ISO's of games. When it was finished, I burned it to a CD. I hastily wrote JIMMY on the Memorex and put it in the computer.

I installed the game to my computer. I clicked on the icon. It was glitchy. The THQ logo was flashing across the screen, switching back and forth to my desktop, to the THQ logo. I did the 'CTRL ALT DELETE' on my computer. I ended the task and restarted the game. It was normal. I skipped the shitty cutscenes and it led to the Main Menu. I clicked NEW GAME. There was a cutscene with Jimmy conversing with Carl about some stupid Neutrons and other bullshit I payed no attention to. I started to adventure through the laboratory and skipped all the other shit. I ended up in Jimmy's Neighborhood. I walked around and did the objective where you collect 2 Red Neutrons. I then entered Jimmy's House. Then things started to get VERY weird..

That weird music started to play in the house. I went up to the piano. It made a very bad soundbite of someone banging on the piano. This wasn't normal. I remember as a child going across the piano a bunch of times to hear all the keys being pressed in an ascending order. I walked upstairs. Each step I took the music became louder. I heard loud screaming. Then a very loud gunshot sound bite. Blood squirted across the hallway. I went into Jimmy's Bedroom to find Jimmy's Mom corpse on the bed. Her guts were all over the bed. It was very realistic looking gore. Jimmy's Dad was nowhere to be found. Then, the music became extremely loud and blew my speakers.

I walked out of the house. It was pitch black. My speakers came back on. It was playing the shitty house music. I turned up the brightness on my monitor. I saw a mangled Sheen body with tire tracks through him. Then I remembered that there were no cars in this game. Then, the game turned normal. The Objective was 'Race Nick at the School.' So, I went to the schoolyard.

There was nothing but a very long strech of road that looks like it led to nowhere. I was on my scooter. I drove across the road which felt like hours until I found something. Nick was standing in the middle of the road with a blank expression. I walked up to him. He turned around, facing the other way. He didn't move any muscles, he just shifted backwards. A telephone appeared and I went into it. A world appeared saying 'Don't Do It.' I went into it.

I returned to the Neighborhood. The Objective was 'Kill Carl.' Wow. I went inside Carl's house. Which wasn't a normal function in the game. Jimmy pulled out a knife in a horrible cutscene and stabbed Carl in the throat, and pulled out his esophagus. Then, the credits showed up. I deleted the game from the hard drive. I never played that game, EVER again.

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