Jimmy Neutron Murder of the Twonkies
Before I ever played any games like Call Of Duty, Halo, or even any Nintendo game, there was one game and franchise I'd always want, Jimmy Neutron. As a kid, I loved the movie and always awaited for the TV shows, my favorite being the special Attack Of The Twonkies. By my 10th birthday, I started to like Call Of Duty, Halo, Zelda, and Mario. I completely forgot about Jimmy Neutron. Right now, I'm 15 and for my birthday, I received $150. I went to the store to get Black Ops 2 for my XBOX, but then I saw a game that I always wanted as a child, but never got. That game was Jimmy Neutron Attack Of The Twonkies. I purchased a Nintendo Gamecube and bought the game. The clerk pulled out an envelope with the small disc in it. The disk was red with the word Twonkie on it. The guy told me to bring it back if it doesn't work well. I went home, hooked up the Gamecube, and started the game.
Murder of the Twonkies
When I started the game, the Gamecube logo, along with the other logos afterwards didn't show. And the title disturbed me a bit. it said Jimmy Neutron Murder of the Twonkies. The only option was Enter. I pressed A and I was taken to Retroville in front of Jimmy's House. The sky was red and the streets were warped. No music played and I couldn't move. I had only one item in my inventory. It was called Twonkie Magnet. I used it, and Carl and Sheen ran up to Jimmy. Sheen said, "Jimmy, why would you do this? Just because Frank wouldn't get this, this is what you do?" I was afraid, especially because the game said my name. I said to myself, "What the fuck?!" Carl turned to the screen and said, "Watch your mouth. We are talking to Jimmy. Keep quiet until we want you in this."
After Carl said that, about 50 twonkies ran up to Sheen and Carl. They were ripped apart and pixelated blood splashed on Jimmy. The twonkies also weren't cute like they originally were supposed to be. They were all a dark crimson color, black eyes, and had fangs. Jimmy said, "Well done my minions. Now, Frank, since we have some catching up to do, and killing seems to be your thing nowadays, why don't we have some fun with my people? Let's find Cindy." I was now able to move around. I walked across the street to Cindy's House. A cutsceen took place and Cindy stormed out of her house with Humphry. She said, "Neutron, you boob, what do you think you're doing to Retroville? I knew you were stupid before, but now I see you are a real ignoramose. And where's Libby?" Jimmy laughed demonically and said, "I did to her what I will do to your mutt." Jimmy whistled and Goddard can in. The metal on Goddard was rusted and his teeth were jagged. Goddard ran up to Humphry and ripped the flesh off him, chomping on his meat and bones.
Cindy screamed and Jimmy laughed again. Cindy began to strangle Jimmy. Jimmy grabbed Cindy's wrists and snapped them. Cindy fell to the ground on her face and Jimmy stomped on the back of her head. He then kicked her over and Cindy's face has looked like a giant cheese grater rubbed her face. Jimmy then said, "You know what to do now Frank." I pressed A and used the Twonkie Magnet. The same 50 twonkies came up and devoured Cindy and Humphry. All that was left were gut covered bones. Jimmy laughed and Goddard barked what sounded like a very low pitch Kefka laugh. Jimmy then said, "Well, we have one more objective to do. Are you ready?" I tried pressing A, B, X, Y, Z, but nothing worked. START and SELECT did nothing either. I said, "What is this?" Jimmy then said, "This is what you wanted isn't it? A violent game with dismemberment and blood. I am only here to make you happy, like I did when you were a kid. Now, are you ready?" I said yes and the screen cut to black. I appeared in the school and I saw Ms. Fowl. She had a look of dispare and her beak nose was bumpy.
I moved up to her and she fell down and screamed, "Please, leave me alone Jimmy! I've done nothing to you!" Jimmy automatically used the Twonkie Magnet on Ms. Fowl and the twonkies came and dismembered her. Jimmy looked at me and said, "Well, what now? I've given you what you want? Anything else?" I said, "Twonkie Magnet." The magnet was now in a hand like an FPS, away from Jimmy. Jimmy then said, "What will you do with this now?" I said, "Twonkies, kill Jimmy." Jimmy's eyes widened, and the twonkies eyeballed him. "What do you think you're doing?" The twonkies jumped Jimmy and started to tear his flesh. Some of them even went down Jimmy's throat and tore him from the inside. I was disgusted as the pixelated blood splashed and covered the screen.
The screen cleared and all that was on the screen was Jimmy's head, flesh gone, blood everywhere, and eyes gone. Jimmy kept laughing a mix of Kefka and Skull Kid. I looked at the screen and ejected the disc. The disc was gone and I stepped back. I stepped on a small plushy of a twonkie. The toy has a button on it. I pressed it and it said, "Jimmy was delicious. I wonder if you are."
Credited to Darklink666
Originally uploaded on January 18, 2013
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