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=== The Fiesta === |
=== The Fiesta === |
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I was just a normal, rich and proud Russian woman until that day. The day "HE" changed me. |
I was just a normal, rich and proud Russian woman until that day. The day "HE" changed me. |
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Walking down the street at an approximate 0.69 Mph - According to my |
Walking down the street at an approximate 0.69 Mph - According to my PeepeeMeter. Also, my PoopooMeter - on a sunny and hot day. Sweaty and shirtless women were everywhere. They were gardening and making me stare at their gardens. But one woman caught my eye. The way she cut the garden made me shiver with excitement and I couldn't believe she looked at me. She had dark red eyes and they made me so wet because I poored my MOONTAIN POO all over me. |
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I approached this ferocious lady and immediately knew something was wrong. The top she wasn't wearing was blue, but blue was so five minutes ago! Yellow was the new colour! Thick, green, vomit yellow. Then I noticed the more obvious problem with this perplexing woman. Her nametag for Walmart/ASDA was "Juan". I never knew a woman could be called Juan before but, so as to not be rude, I didn't question it. Sure she was hispanix but I'm not racist! I think. |
I approached this ferocious lady and immediately knew something was wrong. The top she wasn't wearing was blue, but blue was so five minutes ago! Yellow was the new colour! Thick, green, vomit yellow. Then I noticed the more obvious problem with this perplexing woman. Her nametag for Walmart/ASDA was "Juan". I never knew a woman could be called Juan before but, so as to not be rude, I didn't question it. Sure she was hispanix but I'm not racist! I think. |
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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