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(Created page with "I'm Harry, and I'm an average 12 year old besides the fact my IQ is 575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575. But there was a Simpsons episode. I got it from some guy on VHS for free. The man smiled and punched me in the stomach. The name of the episode was "A hyper realistic Bart jumped hyper realistically from a hyper realistic airplane while saying 'Eat my hyper realistic shorts.' Then he hits the hyper realistic ground...")
 
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I'm Harry, and I'm an average 12 year old besides the fact my IQ is 575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575. But there was a Simpsons episode.
 
I got it from some guy on VHS for free. The man smiled and punched me in the stomach. The name of the episode was "A hyper realistic Bart jumped hyper realistically from a hyper realistic airplane while saying 'Eat my hyper realistic shorts.' Then he hits the hyper realistic ground and hyper realistically dies while hyper realistic blood flows out hyper realistically. (This is a lost episode by the way. Do not watch)." Something was off about that title, bubut I couldn't quite get my figure on it.
 
That day, I emailed Matt Greoning, creator of the Simpsons. In the email, I said: "Hello Mr. Greoning. I have the lost episode, AKA the doomsday device. If you don't hand over the gold in 2 hours, I will play this episode in front of the entire planet."
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The next scene was nothing bust static.
 
Then, Marge jumps into the ocean. She reached the bottom, where there was Squidward. Then Marge cheated on homer with him. Squidward hyper realistically punched the screen with a hyper realistic fist. There was blood. Then there was Homer. He killed everyone in SpongebobSpongeBob. Then he got an axe and killed Springfield. Blood flooded the town and Homer drank it all, much to his dismay.
 
Then there was creepy music and a hyper realistic Homer looked at the viewer hyper realistically. There was a blakcblack background and Homer was completely still. At the bottom of the screen, words said Homer is actually a serial killer.
 
I was scared frofor a while after that. The scariest thing was how hyper realistic the story was. I was fine until one day when I was cutting vegetables for my dinner salad, there was a toy store. In that toy store, was a doll of Homer with a gun. I freaked out.
 
Tomorrow, I got shot in the head and died. Nothing happened since, besides Homer was there.
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