KETCHUP

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FLIPPING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FLIPPING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

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I POSTED THIS ON A FORUM AND I GOT THESE REPLIES

"IN HEINZSIGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED WHAT YOU WERE WEARING"

"CAREFUL, OR THIS JOKE MIGHT KETCHUP WITH YOU"

GODDAMMIT

I'M EVEN MORE PISSED OFF NOW

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