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Line 1: Have you heard of a spooky man named "Keff the Jiller"? Keff is the ~~denonic~~demonic version of Jeff. He is still at large, and a few other people have known about him. This is a true story. Line 16: Then Keff started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was SHOOK. Instead of pulling out a knife and stabbing me, he started to eat me alive, had sexual intercourse with my bones, and ate them up, too. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. My soul was able to tell the story of my encounter with Keff to HomsarTheWeird before it was swallowed whole by Keff. {{by\|Michael Bobby Tristien Peters XX}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Jeff the Killer]] [[Category:Im died]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]]