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Have you heard of a spooky man named "Keff the Jiller"?
Keff is the denonic version of Jeff.
He is still at large, and a few other people have known about him. This is a true story.
So I was playing on my Nintendo Wii™, and then I heard a strange noise. To my surprise, it was Jeff the Killer.▼
This time however, he seemed to be taller and more reddish. He also had no pupils to speak of, so his eyes were milky white. He also mainly walked on 4 legs, had 4 horns, and a tail.▼
▲So I was playing on my Nintendo Wii™, and then I heard a strange noise. To my surprise, it was Jeff the Killer.
It probably wasn't even Jeff. It was KEFF THE JILLER!▼
▲This time however, he seemed to be taller and more reddish. He also had no pupils to speak of, so his eyes were milky white. He also mainly walked on 4 legs.
Now, it was way past my bedtime so then I understood why he was there, to kill me
▲It probably wasn't even Jeff.
However, being a dumbass, I continued to play that one specific crappy THQ™ game called Drawn To Life™ The Next Episode (or was it Journey???) for the Wii™. Then "Jeff" started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was
▲Now, it was way past my bedtime so then I understood why he was there, to kill me if I don't go to sleep.
My soul was able to tell the story of my encounter with Keff to HomsarTheWeird before it was swallowed whole by Keff.
▲However, being a dumbass, I continued to play that one specific crappy THQ™ game called Drawn To Life™ The Next Episode (or was it Journey???) for the Wii™. Then "Jeff" started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was SPOOOKED. Instead of pulling out a knife, he started to eat me alive. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. My soul was able to tell the story of the fake Jeff.
{{by|Michael Bobby Tristien Peters XX}}
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