Keff the Jiller

Have you heard of a spooky man named "Keff the Jiller"?

Keff is the denonic version of Jeff. The only dofference between the two is that Keff can possess people to kill themselves or kill others, is 8 feet tall, and has red flesh for skin.

He is still at large, and a few other people have known about him. This is a true story.

So I was playing on my Nintendo Wii™, and then I heard a strange noise. To my surprise, it was Jeff the Killer.

This time however, he seemed to be taller and more reddish. He also had no pupils to speak of, so his eyes were milky white. He also mainly walked on 4 legs.

It probably wasn't even Jeff.

Now, it was way past my bedtime so then I understood why he was there, to kill me if I don't go to sleep.

However, being a dumbass, I continued to play that one specific crappy THQ™ game called Drawn To Life™ The Next Episode (or was it Journey???) for the Wii™. Then "Jeff" started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was SPOOOKED. Instead of pulling out a knife, he started to eat me alive. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. My soul was able to tell the story of the fake Jeff.