Kentucky Fried Nightmare: Difference between revisions

 

Now believe it or not there is a reason I wanted to talk about KFC. I lied at the beginning of this masterpiece when I said that Johnathan Maguire had gotten ass flu, what really happened is that I threw a goose into Maguire's basement. Mr Maguire is very scared of geese, and the goose ended up chasing him around his entire basement which gave me Buckie O' Buck Neil the opportunity to steal his notes on KFC. KFC deserves to be talked about, and while it certainly didn't have quite as bad as a downfall as Burger King and Jack In The Box. There's still something there you should think about the next time you head into your local KFC. KFC killed my grandma's shoe shiner after he ate a Beefy Bap. KFC covered up the death very quickly by giving my grandma a 600,000 year old gemstone, but nothing will ever absolve them of their crimes. So if you excuse me readers it's time for din dins. I think I'm going to go help myself to a bonus bucket or maybe just maybe a nice little corn on the cob. Ooh yeah wouldn't that be something?

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