Kg goes ded

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this is not a normal trollpasta thats it

kg vs the evil kingdom: one day a boy named KG in KGville, he heard of an evilkingdom TM

after he beat up a spooky dragon named i forgot and he found a "hot babe" aka a roll of paper

it said: there is a evil kingdom in your mom's bed, actually no it's in a forgotten land

it's called dongolle land here are lots of scary monsters that kg will have to defeat to get the golden moon

to save the land from the scary queen and save the city from kgville

kg:what a beautiful day outside

Snoefy: kg!

kg: what is it my friend

snoefy: i found something

kg: oh yeah i FORGOT!

snoefy: here

*kg looks at the paper*

kg: oh my gody, that is the evil kingdom!

*kg in shock*

kg asks snoefy if something about the kingdom!

snoefy: kg, the kingdom is dangeres, very dangeres, if you come there you will die, by the evil monsters!

kg: i will be fine snoefy

but then they saw your mom AKA a dark fog and then they see the misty tower who leads them to the kingdom!

they need to find a key to open the castle door they find a pool that's full of poison

snoefy uses his gravity power to get the key but it still has poison on it and burness snoefy's hand

snoefy: OH FUCK MY FUCKING HAND HURTS

kg:you need to chill

"snoefy dies"

"kg brings back too life"

snoefy: thx kg

then the monsters came!

*kg and snoefy fights the monsters*

why is kg here.png is been shown!

after that they won!

kg:yay we won :)

snoefy: KG LOOK, the castle of the scary queenTM!

kg:oh no boobs, i mean more monsters!

they run away form 100 monsters!

then they closed the door on the monsters!

the castle is empty, no people are here :(

snoefy: where is everybody?

oh well let's get the golden moon

kg got the golden moon

then they see that kgville is under attack!

snoefy: oh boobers now what?

THEY ARE RUNNNNNNNNING!

kg:OH FUCK!

snoefy: cum

kg: we will defeat the monsters!

"kills monsters"

then the dead wommen comes back too life, but her voice was broken!

BOOOOOOBAAAAA NOOLS YUOY MOST DEADS

snoefy and kg: sorry we can't hear you IDIOT

"kills ugly lady" the end

goodbye

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