King of equestira 2: big takeover

hi, i'm jonathan, just your average teenager. let's cut to the chase. so i was going to my room after lunch to chill but then i saw a portal and it was slowly sucking me and the objects around me inside and i was like "WHAT THE F**K" and i tried to outrun it but the pull was so hard that i eventually got sucked in. i was screaming as i went through time and space but then suddenly it started changing colors and it went to pink and i hit a hard ground but i survived that cause if i died that would've ruined the story, i then got up and discovered this magical colorful bubbly place that seemed familiar, but then i realized that i was in equestira and i was all like "BUT HOW?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIECE OF FICTION WITH A HUGE FANBASE! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" but then suddenly i got hit by a magic beam of light and felt my bones form in a millisecond and it felt painful, then i later on got up and then looked at what i became, turns out that i became a allicorn that can do the best unthinkable magic ever, then i later on flew to the canterlot castle and broke the glass, i then got up and out came face to face with a king sitting on his throne drinking coffee to start the morning, then he later on noticed me and said "who the hell are you lying around in my castle?" then i said "i am jonathan, i used to be a teenager but now i'm like you." then the king dropped his coffee and flew over to kick me in the face but i dodged it and started sparking lightning movie sonic style and threw him, i was like "wait what the hell happened?" and the king said "you threw me you stupid fat ugly crusty musty dusty piece of trash", then i somehow got offended by what he said and i made him have the biggest mistake of his life, i then curled up into a ball and started sparking and i dashed at him and exploded him and i was still sparking and i got red pupils and looked over to be face to face with 6 colorful ponies, i then said "who are you guys supposed to be?" and the pony with rainbow hair said "you killed him... our king... lightning thundercrash..", then i said "well he got the biggest mistake of his life on his hands so i'm gonna destroy you all you f**king idoits lol tptororlrlrorotolrltoltloro", then after a long battle of beating the everloving s**t out of those same ponies i sat on the throne that lightning thundercrash was once on, and took his place...

THE END LOL

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