King of the Hill Lost Halloween Special
I've been a big fan of King of the Hill and have always been one. But something about this episode just... didn't feel right.
I was browsing the KotH subreddit and came across a post that linked to a BlogSpot page (which I won't link for reasons you will see). The blog in particular had a file that contained a lost Halloween special of King of the Hill. My curiosity had got up to me; I checked to see if the file contained any viruses and downloaded it.
The episode theme song played, but in black and white and no music. It started with Hank going to use the bathroom, only to find Bobby painting his nails.
"Bobby! No!" Hank yelled, as he snatched Bobby. He began to lecture him on how nail-painting is "only for girls." Peggy thought that Hank was overreacting. He then turned to Peggy and yelled at her about how he doesn't want Bobby to "end up as a sissy." The animation began more choppy and rough at this point. He then hit Peggy in the nose, giving her a nosebleed. She then ran into their room and tried to call the cops, only to be grasped onto the neck by Hank. He then threw Peggy outside of the house and then told her to never come back.
It then came back to the house, which had looked like it hadn't been cleaned in months. Bobby looked skinny and malnourished, while Hank looked rough and had torn up clothes. He then sat on the couch and began crying for what seemed like a minute. His crying sounded nothing like Mike Judge and more as if they had put a stock sound effect over Hank crying. He grabbed a rifle and then told himself "It has to been done."
He graphically kills the neighborhood; he had put Kahn's and Minh's head on a meathook, stabbed Joseph and Nancy (and John Redcorn, of course), and had ran over Bill and Boomhauer's torso with his lawn mower.
He then comes back to his house, only to find Dale standing in his backyard. Hank approaches Dale, only to be shot with one of his guns hidden in his sock. Dale then says:
"For all my life, Hank, I had thought you were the one to look up to. I guess I was wrong. You really don't know how I feel."
It then cuts to the credits with no music.
Written by It Starts With One Thing
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