Kipper Lost Epesode: Tiger Torth DEAD
1 stoopid day TIGER bot a torch 4 2 dollars and sos TIGER asked Kipper "Wear cam we go campin?" and Kipper said back "Let's go 2 d Forest o d Patrixx." Arnold d pig came n d room and died of headache and Tiger said "Lol no tat place be scarry! There B lots o PATRIXX!!!" Kipper said "LOL ur dumb now lets take Arnold and barry him where we place our tent." Tiger says "Fine" but then Pig came in room and seen dead Arnold's head that was dead and then Pig died of Alsimers. Kipper said "Anodr Dead body that we gotsta burry."
It then skip 2 the part where they R N th tent. So Kipper start to tell th spooky story form teh evil book that he brings. "Deep in th middle of the forest o d Patrixx, there was a horrible horrendous - terrible tremendous-" Then a thing interrupt him and he looked outside the tend and he seen the hyperrealistic mailman running around screaming about "TEAM JACOB!!!" and then he sees a army of vampires from stoopid movie and sayd "Yo need shut up!!!" and they all lookt at eachother and siad "OBEY DOGGIE GASANI!!!"
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Author's note: Kipper was the leader of the Italian Moffia n a past life and his name was Doggie Gasani.
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Anyway dey said dat ten they all died lol then the Patrixx Flowers ate all of them. The the Patrixx Flowers said "Lololol more for the army of the skeloltens!"
So they try agoan 2 read and Kipper say "Deep in the middle of the Forest o d Patrixx there was a horrible horrendous, terribel tremendous-" Then a mouth tentacle of C'Shan ate dead Pig and dead Arnold. Tiger get real scared and started screaming "U S2PED KIPPER U CAN SUCK MY KNICKERBOCKERS!!! I TOLD U TERRIBLE THINGS LIVE N D FOREST O D PATRIXX!!!" kipper say "Deep in th middle of the Forest o d PATRIXX, there was a horrible horrendous, terrible tremendous-" Tiger interuppt and said "U NO LISTEN 2 ME UR SUPPOSTED 2 B SUCKIN MY KNICKERBOCKERS!!!" Kipper then said "Deep in the middle of the Forest o d PATRIXX there was a horrable horendous, terrible tremendous... PATRIXX!!!" Tiger scream like a girl and wet his knickerbockers the PATRIXX poped out and said "SURRENDER NOW DIE!!!" and so Evil Kipperxx and Evil Patrixx ate Tiger and they won.
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- Love Doggie Gasani
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Written by Church of C'Shan
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