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It all started on a bright sunny day. I was feeling nostalgic for my old Sega 32X, but I sold it many years ago for porn and cheap cigars. It was times like this that I went to go buy one at my local GAMe PLACe (I hope that fucking asshole Stuart Snyder goes to jail) but I saw a garage sale being held nearby. There was an old man there and he was giving away everything for free. I saw that there was a Sega 32X add-on, complete with Knuckles Chaotix, the only game made for the 32X! Aside from that game with the talking pencil.
I came to the old man and asked if I could have it.
I took the 32X with the game and heard him say
I went back and plugged my 32X on my Genesis, now covered in dust and crusty cum stains next to my signed Lara-Su body pillow with a human skeleton inside of it. I saw an intro to the game, it was an FMV and it had the old man in it! But he was younger and not an asshole.
He continued.
I laughed.
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What the hell did this mean? It looked like a hyper-realistic version of Patrick from the obscure show
All of a suden the screen turned black and that hyper-realistic Patrick was watching me! He came up to Knackles and Victor and he KILLED Victor and hyper-realistic BLOOD came out! I sharted myshelf and closed the game. After the alligator died, a pixalated image of the Tiananmen Square Massacre blew up on the screen. A second later, that damned realistic Patrick, this time dressed as famous dictator and genocide denier Winnie the Pooh, showed up with text that said: "It's okay, it didn't really happen."
They haunted me and I stared to lose my grip on realty. I had dreams of the evil Patrick, tormenting me with visions of the Chatox being dead. I
I put the game in the thing agen. The EVIL Patrix came out of the screen and selected Wechnida and Marty the Armadillyou. They were throne into Botanic Base but the trees and stuff were BLOODY and they were hyper-relistic. I starred in HORROR as the usually good music was replaced by Lavendar Town from Pokemon Red and Blue for the Nintendo GameBoy, but the music was REVERSED and slowed down by 666%. I was pretty sure it was just a glitch. The Kunkles be came more realer by the second though. He was so HYPER-REALISTIC that he went on all force like a AMINAL! Things got so HYPER REAL that Nubbles came out of the screen! My room was flood with HYPER-REALITSIC graphs and HYPER REALISTIC echinda pensies grew form under the drawars and tabuls including the cubbard where I kept my cum sock! No! Not my cum sock! And then the walls started oozeing green slime! Oh wait that always happen. Anyways the grapics spread away from the basement to my singel teenage mom's room while she was smoking cigs and thinking of more ways to 2 beet me wit pan fryer mornin the next n then patrixxx kil my bran cel n make me doomber. Soon the grapics covered my while house turning to a HYPER-REALISTIC house made of HYPER-REALISTIC bloddd!!! My HYPER-REALISTIC mom came to my basemen to beat me again for the 69th time today when EVIL PATRIXXX killed her and her HYPER-REALISTIC blood was everywhere! He saw my HYPER-REALISTC scared face nd said
Knockles at me stared holdin jewli soo from rchi comics and she was HYPR REALISTIK wit a milk pouch liek reel echnas. Then cum ida to head. i got to my lorasu body peloe. Thr choicr was only on lef. I summon him. I grabed the penis n smred it over it. the peloe was covrd in HYOER RLSTC BLOOD N CUM N THEN SHOE3D UP DARK CLOUD N WENT 2 THE GAEM N BEFAKE KEN PENDERS. "I will soo u!!!" Kenpen said ass he shot beams of BLUD from his eys at patrixx liek deo from jba prt 1 j N keled mify before goin back to thr reel rtld 2 fitr knooks. "O no u don own me!" knukls punche kin thru the wal n my house fel down nd crushed my parnts. Kens face got merged with he glasss wich made hism screm n get angry n shot he's naels out like misls n than knox died. Butn knuks skeleton pooped out n TRAENSFERM3D INTO PATRIXXX! PATRIXXX DRILED IN2 KENN MISL LIKE. KEN EXPLODDED N DIED WITH BLUD EBERYEUER N THE BLUD MELT4E STUF LIKE THE RUBLE ON MY BAC.
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I TRY TO GET UP BUT CANT. I YELL NOOO I KIEL PATRIXXX! BUT THEN PATRIXX LAUGH N SAY TO ME "NO UR ME" n then I w a z a patrixxx N SO YOU AR PATRIXX TO AN YOU ROTE TIS!
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