"There once was a man named Jack Koggeh"
"He was, and still is, a Creepypasta Chat Moderator"
"As he was moderating the chat at that time"
"OUT CAME NO WHERE, IS JOHNSON!"
"KOGGEH SAID "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE! ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND MY WIFE IS ASLEEP!"
"Johnson farted, which he had no answer"
"he was just there for the hell of it"
"Then Koggeh, confuzzled, asked again "why are you here?"
"Johnson farted once more, but this time angrily because a blind man knew that if he farted that he was there for the hell of it."
"Then Dick Salts came with his son Dagick Salts."
"and Dagick Salts came with his children, Dalek Salts, Bath Salts, Spooky Salts, Sexy Salts and Salt Salts"
"The magic part about this is that Dagick Salts never had a wife, or a girlfriend to be persact, and he never had sex."
"Koggeh's wife woke up and said "Jack? whats going on!?"
"They were all dancing for no apparent reason, spreading salts and fart rainbows everywhere"
"Koggeh, for the first time in his life, is speechless"
"Koggeh stutters as he tries to grasp the words that are escaping from his mouth"
"BAM A EXPLOSION"
"JESSICA, JOHNSON JR., THE DOCTOR, GENITAL ORCS, RAT MAN, CELERY ASS, TENDER NIPPLES, THE DINOSAURS, VAGINA SALTS, AND VAGICK SALTS ARISE FROM THE GROUND"
"THEN THEY ALL STARTED DOING RANDOM STUFF!"
"then it was a black out from Koggeh because he passed out."
"Then Koggeh awoken from his bed and looked gently at his wife, she had her pajama pants on with her head only covered"
"Koggeh was relieved that it was all just a dream."
"Then he uncovered her head and he was shocked on what he saw"
"It was Johnson lying next to him in bed."
"Then Koggeh took his wife out for a permanment vacation"
"No one knows where Koggeh and Lux are at"
Written by Fatal Disease
Written in collaboration with the Creepypasta Wiki chat
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