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== June 6th, 1966
About four months ago, the show Spongebob Squarepants released on Nickelodeon. I watch it with my little brother Kyle. He is
The menu didn't have a "Play All" function. There was only a "Episode Selection" function.
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The first three episodes were the same. But "Reef Blower: Full Cut", And "KKAD", were not the same.
== "Spongebob: A Tale About Nonsense"
This episode stated off with Squidward playing his clarinet. He hears Spongebob laughing and yells at him. He didn't talk, he just yelled. I wasn't surprised that he didn't talk, because Reef Blower was a non talking episode to begin with, but the fact that he yelled so loud, gave my brother and I goosebumps. The episode then changed to spongebob crying "realistically" on his bed for about a minute. The he started writing and narrating. He said "Why does Squidward hate me. Why can't I do anything right! Why must I keep living like this"! He then put the pencil down. Spongebob went into his closet, pulled out a 12 Gauge Rifle, put it to his head, and said "What world is real with no god", and pulled the trigger. The gunfire was loud. My TV was at 13/100 volume. It sounded like 66/100 volume. The episode ended with the quote from spongebob in red, fade to black.
== KKAD or "Krusty Krab After Dark"
KKAD started with Mr. Krabs walking up to the krusty krab entrance. He had a grin on his face, a very sinister grin on his face. He opened the unlocked door and went inside. There was no windows, tables, or anything. There was some weird noises going on in the kitchen. When Mr. Krabs Went to go check, he saw Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Larry the Lobster, and even Gary, circling a pentagram. Spongebob looked at Mr. Krabs. He said, "Just in time". A force threw Mr. Krabs in the middle of the pentagram. His wrists, arms, legs, and ankles were welded on. Mr. Krab's organs started squirming out of his orifices by an invisible force was immediately bursted into flames. Squidward said, "I guess were having Krab for dinner".
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The disc flopped out of the DVD player. I calmed my brother down and ran to the phone to call Nickelodeon Studios. Weirdly, I live three blocks away from Nickelodeon Studios. I wanted to chat with Stephen Hillenburg about this shit. I called them and scheduled an appointment with him.
== The Cold Truth (Septombar 4th, 1989)
Q & A WITH Stephen Hillenburg.
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Steven: Come my dear.
== Update: January 30th, 2015
Hey, I'm Kyle. I'm
I Will Delete This Blog When I Have a Time.
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