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Working in the army is a pain in the ass, for Tubasnout and I had to work such long hours. The general and his lover Bootleg Splinter forced us to do all of the work, and we had no say in any of his plans. We were forced to carry all of the army's supplies from San Francisco all the way to Encino. "Oh why are we moving blankets Bernie?" Tubasnout asked as I yelled, "I don't know you fucking shitbag!" Tubasnout and I have been conspiring with the rival army general to kill our esteemed leader and take his place. He's looking for a traitor, and we may just be his bet. So, that Kung Fu Panda bootleg thing whatever you want to call it has taught some valuable life lessons. It taught me that there really are no secret ingredients. Maybe if we had paid Fanucci the full £700 fine maybe the whole thing could have been avoided, but at last it was not meant to be.
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