Larry The Dog Stole A Cookie From A Sexy Jellyfish

One day there was a dog named Larry. He was a good Larry. Dog. Thing. His name was Larry and he was a Dog. A Dog named Larry. Larry the Dog. A Dog. That is Larry. Beh. Heh Booo.

So he was walking down the sidewalk, when all of a sudden this jellyfish went passed him and dropped a cookie out of his clarinet. Larry decided to take it because the cookie was delicious. He wanted to use it for world domination and take over the giraffes that ruled on Planet 51. Except Planet 51 was 3,000 miles away from Planet Dora where Larry lived. His revenge would be sweet for the mice of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! And then he realized that his refrigerator was running and went back to the Bat Cave and grabbed a soda and stuck it in the cloth hanging on the bedroom door full of spider repellent. He then went back to the scene where the cookie has been dropped by the Dolphin. Beh.

He then stuck it up his nostril where an ant family was living in there. The mother is Thomas, the father is 45, and the daughter was yo mama. Then the crow returned with a stern looking face of agony and depression. His face was bleeding all over the place and he cried, "YOU HAVE DONE SOME BAD THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN DONE IN ALL OF YOUR LIFE FOR YOU HAVE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. RETURN THAT STOLEN ITEM TO ME AND YOU WILL LIVE ON."

Larry didn't care about what the frog had said to him. He was happy. Very. Indeed. He skipped along the snow trail back to his apartment on Venus.What he didn't know was that he made the worst mistake of his life. In his life. Entire. BEH.

He went to sleep at 9:20 AM on the morning of 9:20 AM on 10:00 PM. He was very exhausted from all his hard work at McDonalds today. A phone rang in the room. He picked it up and answered it.

"YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Larry knew who that was. It was Patrixxx. Patrixxx was his mother and he got scared and went back to his job at Wendy's. Sailor Moon went up to him and asked, "Hey, are you ok? Is there something wrong?" "No, I is fine."

"K."

"I died." Sailor Moon shot back to the sky.

Larry got exhausted again but when he tried to leave Burger King, he spotted the shark that he stole the cookie from. "GIVE IT BACK TO ME, BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK!"

What Larry did was that he actually gave it back to the wolf. The hyena was so grateful that she grew wings and flew off into the sunset. However, this story isn't over yet. For the elephant came back with a knife, and stabbed Larry in the back. His blood oozed like old pudding that was about 10 years old, so it oozed very slowly and the whole thing was very chunky.

Larry's final words were, "Hello, Cleverbot."

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Hello, my name is Jane Max, I was able to uncover what was left of Larry's diary before his unexpected death. However this may not be for the faint of heart, so proceed with caution:

Larry's Diary: August 5th, 1987, I stole a cookie from a jellyfish today. He killed me.

Thank you for reading my story!

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