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(Created page with "Hey. You may not know me, but, my name is Mike Keys. Today, I'm gonna tell you about my life. But, this time, it's not normal. I've got no face. I lost my face in a TERRIBLE accident thet I'm too lazy to think off because this story is supposed to suck ass. So, onto my actual life. I was trying to walk around. Right? But, these stupid people kept on freaking out. I went into a Wallgreens the other day. Everyone ran out. Screams of horror were ringing out. My face was go...")
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Hey. You may not know me, but, my name is Mike Keys. Today, I'm gonna tell you about my life. But, this time, it's not normal. I've got no face. I lost my face in a TERRIBLE accident thet I'm too lazy to think off because this story is supposed to suck ass. So, onto my actual life. I was trying to walk around. Right? But, these stupid people kept on freaking out.
Hey. You may not know me, but, my name is Mike Keys. Today, I'm gonna tell you about my life. But, this time, it's not normal. I've got no face. I lost my face in a TERRIBLE accident thet I'm too lazy to think off because this story is supposed to suck ass. So, onto my actual life. I was trying to walk around. Right? But, these stupid people kept on freaking out.


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Living without a face is a hard life. Also, one more thing. Never trust white vans and never trust me because I'm a faceless guy who will kill you in 2 months time. See you soon…
Living without a face is a hard life. Also, one more thing. Never trust white vans and never trust me because I'm a faceless guy who will kill you in 2 months time. See you soon…

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