Lolmarysues

This....THIS: http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm

This is so like, "HURR HURR, I CAN SEE MY TOTAL SCORE AT THE BOTTOM WHILE I MARK UP THIS SHIT! I WILL SHOW THEM!"

HURR HURR, THIS TEST IS A MARY SUE. It is full of shit and lulz. It is craplicious and morticious. FUCK. Whoever wrote this shit should be SHOT...they can't even program a webpage right! LULZ

Much less the fact that, unlike you Mariana, I fucking know HOW to write a goddamn story. I've been doing them for years! I could totally outwrite you...but why give you my ORIGINAL character ideas...I guarantee they'd blow yours out of the water.

A good story "connects" with readers. It's like a CLIQUE. You read it, you like it, you share it. Back in the day, a good story was what was read upon with the reviewers of literation, but nowadays...it's according to popularity. The revisions and such are still valid when writing; you still need to make it literal in most cases, depending on your target audience. That which, I am very afraid little Miss Sue here does not fucking understand the concept of, because she just aimlessly writes for no fucking reason. I can tell...you write a multitude of shitty stories per fucking day, without planning, or a concept...do you brainstorm ideas?

That Mary Sue test is a PUTZ. I can tell you that a good story brings light to ALL characters. You have your evil and your good characters. Both get into it with each other. With me so far? GOOD. But to make your good guy or your bad guy survive every single fight, it makes it MARY SUE. In fact, to me, anyone that gets out of every single fight unscarred by something is fucking ridiculous. I am going to beat up my good guy, but I am going to get him a resolution to get back at whomever. Or maybe be better than that, and fucking make him realize that he is much better by showing others that he isn't like who he is fighting. He is uncontrolled, he used to be a human, he is something he cannot control. You tell me that that is MARY SUE, moron. Within the writing world, there are LOADS of possibilities.

That fucking MARY SUE test DOESN'T list all of those possibilities. IT CAN'T. Sorry to disappoint you, but your characters are all a bunch of cheap knock-offs that would make all of your celebrity names you use on them LTAO at YOU. They wouldn't be impressed...they would think that it was just CUTE, but they would ignore you should you try to press this in their faces or consider you are a STALKER. You are a lie, a bad writer, a FAKE.  MY GOD...you write a story so original that the creature is a "weregrinch"...the Grinch creature already existed and you are borrowing it's existence. The were creatures already existed. And you say you are NOT a fucking MARY SUE? PFFFFTTTTTT.....

DON'T. MAKE. ME. LAUGH...

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