Looney Tunes: Daffy's Final Outburst

I was working at Warner Brothers. I discovered a tape that was dated March 15, 1965. I liked working at the ol' WB, so I didn't touch it until it was 10 days before my retirement.

The tape said Looney Tunes: Daffy's Final Outburst. The 2019 WB shield zooms in on the rings, and then it fades to Daffy's head. It was mostly normal because most cartoons

that Daffy appeared in had that. But, Daffy's left eye was black like he was winking or something shot it out. I was like, What the hell? The cartoon started and it said Daffy's Death for a split second, it then changed to Daffy's Final Outburst. I was suspicous because I thought that was foreshadowing something.

It started with Daffy and Bugs walking down the sidewalk together. Daffy then hit his foot on a fire hydrant. He screamed and held his foot while hopping. But, his foot started to bruise very grusesomely.

Bugs Bunny said, Doc, maybe you should watch where you are going.

Daffy then turned his head towards Bugs and said, "Maybe if the city workin' fuckers watched where they put their shit!"

I was honestly suprised because the main demographic for Looney Tunes was to make children laugh, not learn cursing.

Daffy then punched Bugs in the face so hard that blood came out of his right eye. Bugs then kicked Daffy in the crotch. They started to fight, like REALLY FIGHT. Not like dropping an anvil on the head or turning the head 360 fucking degrees. Looney Tunes characters like Porky, Slyvester, and Foghorn Leghorn tried to break up the fight until the cops arrived. Daffy was then arrested for attemped murder and sentenced to death. Daffy then tried to escape the court room until the cops shot and tazed him. He then woke up in the electric chair, his last meal was grilled cheese. Every single Looney Tunes characters were there and they were all grinning a shit eating grin. Even the old 1930's characters were there like Bosko and others (Mickey Mouse even made a cameo, he was grinning the devil's grin too) Daffy then started the cry as the other LT characters were chanting "Cook the Duck" Daffy said "No, you can't!" Bosko then walked in and said "You were a spoiled brat to our crew, I wish the hunting people killed you years ago, you fricasseeing duck-a-suck!" Then the officer pulled the lever to electricity level 80 as Daffy was twitching violently as i can see burn marks on him. Daffy's eyeballs then popped out and their sockets were bleeding gruesomely. He was then electrified in the chair and then died. The cartoon then ended with a white backround and with text saying, SAMPLE END CARD. As if they didn't have enough time to develop an end card for this cartoon. It was then followed by the 2021 closing Warner Bros. logo, with "THE END" above.

I was freaked out and quit my job before my retiring time. Too bad I missed out on my retirement party.

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