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When the <u>Wrath of the Lamb</u> DLC came out for <u>The Binding of Isaac</u>, there were rumors of a floor called the attic.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> |
When the <u>Wrath of the Lamb</u> DLC came out for <u>The Binding of Isaac</u>, there were rumors of a floor called the attic.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Edmund McMillen claims that the attic was a name people made up for the cellar before they learned the level’s real name, but he’s really just trying to stop people from trying to find this lost level. |
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When I started the game, there was no music, and the place seemed to be made of moldy, rotted wood.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> |
When I started the game, there was no music, and the place seemed to be made of moldy, rotted wood.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The floor was littered with dead enemies, some familiar, and some that I don’t remember seeing in the regular game. |
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There was only one door leading out of the spawn room.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> |
There was only one door leading out of the spawn room.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It had the door of a boss room, but was completely unmarked on the map.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I made the huge mistake of going inside. |
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In that room, there was only another child.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> |
In that room, there was only another child.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He looked like Isaac, but with no eyes.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Wait, what I described there was just a common enemy, let me try that again.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There was a hanged body, no, wait, that would just be a shop keeper.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>There was a disemboweled baby who looked like me, no, wait, the game already has an enemy made of intestines. |
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Screw it, I can’t think of any creepy things to put in this pasta that weren’t already in the game.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> |
Screw it, I can’t think of any creepy things to put in this pasta that weren’t already in the game.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a pasta about an innocent game aimed at children, like <u>Mario</u> or <u>Pokemon</u>.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>All I have to do is throw in pointless violence and “hyper-realistic bloodtears,” then rely on the audience’s childhood memories of those games to make it creepy. |
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