Lost Simpsons Christmas Special
I was an intern for The Simpsons. It was Christmas time and there was a new episode, so I put the tape in the VCR.
Part I
The episode started with a hyper-realistic 3D model of the Simpsons house. It zoomed into the door where the basement was.
"Oh boy, it is Christmas." said Lisa. "Marge, what do you think we will get ?"
"We will have to wait, Lisa." said Marge. "Until Mantra Claws sneaks in through the back passages of our home, and finds our fig tree."
"Who is Mantra Claws, and why does he come here every year ?"
"It's all in the bible." said Marge.
"Ah yes, the book of snospis." said Lisa. A hyper-realistic book flew into Lisa's hand. "Snospis 1:27:395 Although the Jesusman, he slayeth, the Mantra grows hungry for the kindness of man, and do what he can to harvest." said Lisa.
"AND THAT'S WHY WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS." said Marge. "Now off to bed, Lisa, or Mantra Claws will not come this year."
"Okay, Marge. Goodnight. Okay, Marge." Lisa said.
"I think I will go upstairs and see how Maggie is doing." said Marge.
Marge drank a hyper-realistic bottle of Vodka, and got drunk. Then she flew up the stairs.
Part II
Marge was in Maggie's room.
"Hello there, Maggie, how are you today ?" said Marge.
Maggie was wearing a hyper-realistic plague doctor mask. She was playing video games on a hyper-realistic game console.
"I think you should play a normal video game instead." said Marge.
Maggie got frustrated and threw her joystick on the floor. The lights started flickering on and off. Then Maggie grabbed a Christmas wreath and threw it on the floor.
"Yeah. Right." said Marge. "Well, I'll see you tommorow then. At Christmas family dinner time." Marge left Maggie's room.
"OH NO, IT'S 2 AM." said Marge. "Time to change."
Marge went into a different room and put some hyper-realistic deer antlers in her her.
"Lisa will never know that I am actually Mantra Claws." said Marge. A loud werewolf sound could be heard straight after Marge said that.
Marge drank another bottle of Vodka and passed out from drinking too much.
Marge then stumbled out of the house, drunk, and climbed onto the roof. Marge grabbed a present off of the roof, but the roof smashed and Marge fell through it.
Part III
The episode started with the sun rising over the broken roof. Lisa was in bed. The bed was made from wire and the pillow was a bag. WHAT THE HELL !? Marge was drunk, laying on top of the presents. Lisa woke up, and looked at Marge.
"Good morning, Marge." said Lisa. "Merry Christmas. I like your Mantra Claws outfit."
"Yeeeeeeeashhhhh." said Marge. "It's very ... good."
"Marge, let us gather provisions for our glorious Christmas feastings." said Lisa.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeash." said Marge, crossing her eyes.
Marge and Lisa walked across the wasteland, collecting broken Vodka bottles.
"Maggie was acting strangely today." said Marge. "What is your opinion, Lisa."
"A few days ago, Maggie seemed smaller and less human." said Lisa. "Now she looks more like a fully grown adult male."
"We ought to start eating soon." said Lisa. "We should take our gatherings inside."
Everyone was in the dining room, including a bucket with Adolf Hitler's face on it, Lisa, Bart, Maggie, Homer and Marge.
"The harvest this year has been the most productive since the reformation of the Snospis family farm."
"I could not agree more." said Lisa. "But the ramifications of the farm have not been at al
Aftermath
