Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Inanimate Insanity DVD Boxset

If you thought that Rohan's and Hayden the Toe Jammer's encounters with two lost THX Tex trailers on two rare Pixar DVD boxsets, and SJ425A's encounter with a lost THX Tex trailer on a rare DreamWorks DVD boxset were gruesome, well, think this and this again.

So one day, I was at Burger King ordering a Whopper with pickles, no onions and cheese, Medium French Fries, & a Large Dr Pepper I ate my burger and saw my friend eating the same, I waved at him, he smiled back, while I was eating, my friend Jake, came up to me and said, "Hey, Happy Birthday bro, here, I got a present for you from Walmart!"

He handed me a present shaped as a DVD boxset.

The DVD Boxset.

"Aw, thanks so much!" I said to him nicely. I opened my present and it was a PinkFong DVD, but it was THX certified. It consisted of all the characters in a purple background, and there was a caption saying: "PinkFong: The Long-Lost THX Collection."

I gave my friend a hug and I finished my dinner, I then walked out of Burger King, and drove home with the boxset.

In a drawer under the TV was a Xbox One. I never really used it as I watched most movies online.

I then decided to take out the DVDs: PinkFong Wonderstar Season 1 and Season 2, but then I noticed a secret DVD inside the boxset, I took it out and it was a THX Trailer starring these Pinkfong characters.

The DVD.

It consisted of all the characters in a purple background, and there was a caption saying: "PinkFong: The Rarest THX Trailer Made by The Pinkfong Company, TheSteamLord and YouTube."

But I shrugged it off and putted the disc into the XBOX ONE.

The DVD started with the PinkFong logo & TheSteamLord intro, then it showed a montage of these PinkFong shorts, and then it gave me a language selection, the languages it wanted me to select were:

-English

-French

-Korean

The language selection.png -Japanese

I selected "English" because that's what language I watch movies on. Then it finally took me to the menu.

The DVD Menu.

It consisted of all of the PinkFong characters and Seymour Skinner (who never appeared in shorts before) below the options, the menu options were:

-Play Trailer

-Set Up

-Visit THX

-Bonus Features

-Visit The Pinkfong Company

and the background music is "Things Go Bump In The Night" by The Allstars.

I pressed "Play" on my XBOX controller and after I did that, there was a warning:

"This trailer was made to promote the release of Scream (2022) and The Treehouse of Horror YTP Collab IV, HELL ON EARTH. Despite the fact not being THX certified. It also contains content not meant for people with sensitive-ish uses. Please watch at your own risk"

"This is bad!" I thought to myself.

The trailer then started.

Tex about to kill all the characters.

It showed them waiting for Pinkfong like they always do.

"Come on! where is PinkFong?" Brooklyn asked.

"I do not know. But all I know is that he might be late again." Jeni reminded Brooklyn.

Just then, Tex dropped down next to them with a happy smile.

"I will take over since that stupid pink fox guy is gone." Tex told them.

"WHAT? What did you do to PinkFong!?" asked Poki.

"Oh, you will see." Tex reminded Brooklyn. "But anyways, Let's do the challenge."

"Okay." Brooklyn said, shrugging, they follow Tex to the challenge.

"So? what is the challenge?" Hogi asked.

"We're here." Tex said, he showed them he set upped Knifes, and other weapons to kill them.

"Heck no. I am not doing this. This looks bad, I am out of here!" Jeni said, walking away, Tex chuckled.

"Oh yeah? Well, you will not escape until you do the challenge." Tex said to Jeni.

"NO! I am leaving and thats-"

But before she could finish her sentence, Tex grabs Jeni and flies to a cliff that was very many miles away.

"Ready for your death pride?" Tex asked, making a reference to the "Tex and Zurg" trailer Rohan encountered.

"No, put me down right now or I will punch you in the face!" Jeni yelled.

"Oh well, you do not have legs, so sayonara!" Tex then drops Jeni and throws a piano and a bomb, Jeni screamed as the bomb and piano made contact with her, then the piano crushed her in the head, and then the bomb drops on top of the piano, then exploded, Tex laughs evilly as Jeni died.

That part made me really sick that I threw up in the toilet due to the scene being so gruesome.

I then went back to watch the rest of the trailer.

It then cut to Brooklyn hiding behind a house in the sea.

"Okay, I hope he doesn't find me here." He told himself.

Just then, Tex dropped down to the ground, startling him.

"Hello there spoiled brat!" Tex teased.

Brooklyn gasped in horror.

"I heard you were the one who killed Jeni, why would you do that to her? She didn't do anything to you! And I also heard you on the news murdering so many people all because of a certain company. That is no excuse to murder somebody!" Hogi said bravely.

"You're right, I am the one who killed so much innocent people, Now it's time to die!" Tex said, grabbing a chainsaw.

That part made me really sick that I threw up in the toilet due to the scene being so gruesome.

I then went back to watch the rest of the trailer.

It then cut to Poki hiding behind a tree at night.

"Okay, I hope he doesn't find me here." He told himself.

Just then, Tex dropped down to the ground, startling him.

"Hello there monkey boy!" Tex teased.

Poki gasped in horror.

"I heard you were the one who killed Jeni, why would you do that to her? She didn't do anything to you! & I also heard you on the news murdering so many people all because of a certain company. That is no excuse to murder somebody!" Poki said bravely.

"You're right, I am the one who killed so many innocent people, now it's time to die!" Tex said, grabbing a chainsaw.

Poki screamed. "NO! DON'T KILL ME! I'm just a monkey! Please don't! No! No! NOOOOO!!!"

Right before Tex made contact with Poki, the screen cut to black.

It then cut to a shot of a forest at night.

PinkFong was relaxing next to a fireplace with Brooklyn The Baby Shark.

"So. What happened to the rest of are friends?" Brooklyn asked.

"I heard two of them died by a murderer who killed many innocent people." Pinkfong explained.

"Oh man, that sounds terrible!" Brooklyn said in shock. "Will he find us next?"

"No." PinkFong said to Brooklyn. "At least we are safe here, he won't find us."

But then they heard chuckling.

"Wh-what was that?" Brooklyn asked in fear.

Just then, Tex dropped down next to them.

"Oh jeez, he's here!" Brooklyn yelled.

"Quick, let's run out of here!" Brooklyn remarked, they run very fast while Tex was flying behind them.

"No!" Brooklyn said in horror.

Right before Tex made contact with them, it cut to black.

I then heard screaming, Tex's chainsaw and blood splattering.

"What the hell?" I asked in horror, watching that terrible scene.

It then cut to a shot of a maze at night, Mommy Shark was with Little Shark, walking down the maze.

"So." Little Shark asked. "Why did you take us to a maze during nighttime in the first place, Mommy Shark?"

Mommy Shark just sighs. "It's because of a psycho."

"Oh man, that sounds terrible!" Little Shark said in shock. "Will he find us next?"

"No." Mommy Shark said to Little Shark. "At least we are safe here, he won't find us."

But then they heard laughing.

"Wha-what was that?" Little Shark asked in fear.

Just then, Tex dropped down next to them.

"Oh fish sticks! he's here!" Little Shark yelled.

"Quick, let's swim out of here!" Little Shark remarked, they then swam away very fast in the forest, while Tex was catching up behind them.

"No!" Little Shark said in horror. "He's gaining on us."

Right before Tex made contact with them, it cut to black.

I then heard screaming, Tex's chainsaw and blood splattering.

"What the hell?" I asked in horror, watching that terrible scene.

It then cut to a shot of a maze at night, Mommy Shark was with Daddy Shark, walking down the maze.

"So." Mommy Shark asked. "Why did you take us to a maze during nighttime in the first place, Daddy Shark?"

Daddy Shark just sighs. "It's because of a psychopath."

"Who? Who is he?" asked Daddy Shark.

"He is-" But before he could finish his sentence, Tex drops down next to them, startling Mommy Shark.

"Who the heck are you?" Daddy Shark asked.

"I am Tex, the THX robot. Now it's time to turn you into fish sticks!" Tex replied.

"No! don't kill us!" yelled Daddy Shark.

"Too bad!" Tex said, grabbing a flamethrower and burned Daddy Shark.

"Oh god! What in the living heck did you do that for?" Mommy Shark asked. but Tex didn't answer, he grabbed his chainsaw and starts it up.

"It's time to play with the T-Rex!" Tex yelled. "It's show time!"

Mommy Shark was so scared that she started to swim, but then she tripped on a sea rock, she then fell and hit one of the underwater sands.

"OUCH!" Mommy Shark yelled. Tex then sawed-off Mommy Shark's fins.

"I'm out of here!" Mommy Shark said, She gets up and runs away and made it to the exit. Tex laughed.

"Oh, you want escape from me, well, how about this." Tex asked, he pressed a button and flew towards Mommy Shark.

"Almost there, Almost-"

However, Tex grabs him and flew towards a volcano.

"NO! LET GO OF ME!!" Mommy Shark yelled. "Okay." Tex said, he drops Mommy Shark, and Mommy Shark let out a loud bloodcurdling scream as she fell, she fell all the way into the volcano, then it exploded lava.

Tex then laughed as Mommy Shark died, then he flew away to kill the rest of them.

It then cut to a shot of a house at night, Grandpa Shark was on his laptop working, but then Tex smashes down the door, which startled Grandpa Shark, almost giving him a heart attack.

"Hello sparkie." Tex said. Grandpa Shark backed up in horror.

"Please don't kill me!" he said in fear. Tex chuckled. "Too bad, time to play with the T-Rex!"

Tex grabs Grandpa Shark and throws him into a sea wall, he starts up his chainsaw again.

"Goodbye, you stupid green shark man!" Tex said.

"Wait! I am just a fish, do not kill me, I am not afraid-"

But before Grandpa Shark finished his sentience, Tex saws off Grandpa Shark's fin, it then cut to a far shot of his house, I heard Grandpa Shark screaming, blood splattering, Tex laughing, and Tex's chainsaw.

Then it cut to the next scene, it showed the Springfield Elementary School at night, Vola was in the hallway with Grandma Shark, William, Momo, Ninimo, and Seymour Skinner (Who never appeared in shorts before).

"Vola, why did you bring us here?" William asked.

"The reason why we're here is because a murdering robot is on the loose, and it's also because we need to get away, so he won't kill us." Vola remarked.

"GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?" Skinner said in shock.

"I totally agree with you, we should stop this murdering chaos immediately!" Grandma Shark said.

"But first, let's look for evidence to see what happened." Momo remarked, he walks in the hallway, and the others followed him as well, they walked in the hallway for 4 seconds, after 4 seconds, Tex dropped down next to them, which startled them.

"Hello sparkies!" Tex said, chuckling.

"What did you do to everyone?" asked William.

"Well, I killed them, of course!" Tex replied.

"You...You WHAT?!" Grandma Shark asked in shocked.

"That's right, I killed all of your stupid friends, now the rest of you will now die!" Tex responded.

"NO! Don't do it!" Skinner yelled in shock.

"Yeah! don't kill us!" Vola yelled as well, Tex then grabbed Grandma Shark and sliced her in half.

"GRANDMA SHARK!" yelled William.

"Oh crap!" Skinner said.

"What was that for?" asked Vola madly.

"She was scared of my company, that's why." Tex replied.

"No, she wasn't!" William said madly, Tex then grabbed William and flies in the sky with him.

"LET GO!" He yelled at Tex, Tex looks down at him.

"NO!" Tex said, he lets go of William and he screamed as he fell 102 feet, then later died.

"YES! I killed that stupid William, now then." Tex said as he turned around and flew back to the Springfield Elementary School that the rest of them were still at, he then dropped down to the ground next to them.

"You're the last ones I need to kill!" Tex said.

"NO!" Vola said, Tex grabbed Vola and throws her far away, She screamed, and she flew into the void.

"Now it's your turn!" Tex said mockingly, He stabbed Skinner into the chest, and he screamed in fear as he died.

He then finally looked at Momo and spoke. "You're my last victim!"

"No, I am not!" Momo said. Tex then grabs Momo and stabs his head, then he died, after he died, the screen cut to black.

But then it cut to a shot of the Springfield Elementary School, it then cut to the inside of the School, Chucks and Ninimo was just standing in front of the TV.

"Hello?" He asked.

Just then, Tex dropped down next to him, he then throws Chucks and Ninimo out of the windows, and they hit the ground, However, they exploded, blood splattered everywhere, and all the body parts flew everywhere, which meant that they had died.

Just then, it finally showed a wide shot of the THX logo, but then I noticed something shocking, I saw Principal Skinner on the floor next to the logo, and oh god it looked berserk. Seymour Skinner's eyes were ripped out, they were bleeding, and their teeth were ripped out, The THX logo was covered in blood, and there's pumpkins on top of the logo.

I felt very sick that I threw up in the toilet again, I then went back to watch the end of the trailer.

Just then, the screaming deep note raised and played, but the screams belong to Mommy Shark, Baby Shark, Seymour Skinner, Chucks, Pinkfong, Daddy Shark, Hogi, Momo, Jeni, Ninimo, and Vola.

Tex talking to the viewer while holding the head of Pinkfong.

Tex then lands to the ground like in the Moo Can trailer while holding the head of PinkFong.

"Hello PinkFong fanbrats, I have killed all of your favorite Pinkfong characters, want to know why? because they were afraid of me and my company, now listen to these rules: If you are scared of me or my logo, I will find you and kill you. Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite!"

He dropped the head of Pinkfong, And then flew away, laughing evilly, then the slogan dropped down to the ground. "The Audience is Listening."

Pinkfong's jumpscare at the end of the trailer.

As this text was displayed, I could hear Tex's laughter, it then faded out, when I thought the DVD was over, it showed one more thing. It showed Pinkfong's face, but this time, his eyes were closed, blood was coming out of them, and what played in the background was accompanied by a loud and distorted version of the scream from the halloween variant of the Gracie Films logo, Alicia Botti’s screams from the Thomas The Tank Engine episode Thomas, Percy and the Squeak, the Howie/Gut Wrenching scream and a high pitched version of Shrek’s roar. that scared the crap out of me. And it cut to the Outro of PinkFong's YouTube Channel, but it was more demonic, There was PinkFongCry.AVI saying, sEaRcH fOr PiNkFoNg oN aTi/yOuTuBe!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The demonic outro of Pinkfong's YouTube channel.

There were blood red splatters behind the YouTube emblem, The background is black instead of white, at the end, There was a blood and body parts splattering the screen, and there's a woman screaming very cowardly just like in the ATI/A.K.A Cartoon Inc. logo and the Gracie Films Halloween logos & there is Regis Philbin saying, MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES! & There is Homer Simpson screaming very loud, & there is Krusty the Clown evil laughing just like in Halloween of Horror, Treehouse of Horror VI & Treehouse of Horror III, and It played the Gracie Films Halloween Organ from The Simpsons Halloween Special II, IX and X, Then it cut to TheSteamLord's outro from 2022 but it was normal, & it faded to black.

I was quite upset that The Simpsons and TheSteamLord was never owned by Pinkfong or The Pinkfong Company in the first place. It then took me back to the DVD menu, meaning that the DVD ended, I ejected the disc from my XBOX ONE, put it into the case, and put it on my shelf.

I had lots of nightmares about the trailer.

I already knew that Adam Kennington and those stupid thugs we're the ones behind this whole THX trailer.

Please do not watch these stupid lost THX trailers or your childhood will be destroyed or ruined. Please don't.