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Hello. My name is gay and I worked as a stripper at Nickelodeon Studios. I usually get to watch episodes days before they air. Once, me and several co-workers got to view a new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before it aired. Usually, there are comical titles to the episodes, sort of work realated chuckles, like a title would have a fake title like "PATRIXXX" instead of "Spongebob." So, when we saw the title was "PATRIXX," we shrugged it off and continued with the episode. It started with 77-year-old Rebecca Black singing. Suddenly, the characters vajayjays got hyper-realistic. It was amazing. Then, PATRIXXX killed everybody with a spoon. I was so scared, I jizzed myself and one of the interns masturbated out of the room. Then, a quick picture lasted one frame, so we had to rewind the tape, where we saw a trollpasta. It was scareh. It was so scareh, I jizzed myself again, and we continued with the episode. Then, we heard screaming, and PATRIXXX was holding a spoon, then a voice said YOUR MOM'S FAT, and then PATRIXXX killed us all. Then, the tape suddenly exploded, so that's why I can't show you the video. My friend caused suicide later, and his note said "My dick was too small." Then, I visited his vajayjay and then a skeleton popped out.

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