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Try not to let this one bother you too much. It’s a long story. |
Try not to let this one bother you too much. It’s a long story. |
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⚫ | My name is Edgar, and I’m a PC gamer, and I’ve been playing this game called ''Team ''Fortress 2'' for a while. Until about a few days ago, I’ve been playing it whenever I had spare time. I would play it after I got done with homework, after dinner, before bed, when I woke up in the morning, you name it. Now, however, I need to warn other people about this…rather sinister side of the game. |
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My name is Edgar, and I’m a PC gamer, |
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and I’ve been playing this game called ''Team'' |
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⚫ | Fortress 2'' for a while. Until about a few days ago, I’ve been playing it whenever I had spare time. I would play it after I got done with homework, after dinner, before bed, when I woke up in the morning, you name it. Now, however, I need to warn other people about this…rather sinister side of the game. |
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I booted TF2 up like normal and decided to use the “Offline Practice” mode with automated bots. I set the number of bots to 24 and set the mode to “Expert”, just like I always did. I picked the Payload game |
I booted TF2 up like normal and decided to use the “Offline Practice” mode with automated bots. I set the number of bots to 24 and set the mode to “Expert”, just like I always did. I picked the Payload game |
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But the Medic was idle. |
But the Medic was idle. |
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He didn’t seem to be responding to my |
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I respawned as Scout this time, and I |
I respawned as Scout this time, and I |
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I looked behind me, and I indeed saw the |
I looked behind me, and I indeed saw the |
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cart was moving backwards, as we hadn’t pushed it for more than 20 seconds. I decided to try going as a Heavy this time while pushing the cart, but I was frankly not good at this game when it came to dodging shrapnel. Once again, I yelled for the Medic to come heal me, but I was greeted with a freezecam of the |
cart was moving backwards, as we hadn’t pushed it for more than 20 seconds. I decided to try going as a Heavy this time while pushing the cart, but I was frankly not good at this game when it came to dodging shrapnel. Once again, I yelled for the Medic to come heal me, but I was greeted with a freezecam of the friendly Medic killing me and immediately performing the Schadenfreude afterwards, laughing at my untimely misfortune. |
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friendly Medic killing me and immediately performing the Schadenfreude afterwards, laughing at my untimely misfortune. |
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The fuck? I was legitimately suspicious |
The fuck? I was legitimately suspicious |
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I closed out of Steam to be greeted with |
I closed out of Steam to be greeted with |
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my desktop background being changed to a static image of the Medic in front of |
my desktop background being changed to a static image of the Medic in front of |
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a red background, his face dripping with blood. |
a red background, his face dripping with blood. |
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[[File:Medicdesktop.jpg|centre|thumb|405x405px|The desktop background.]] |
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Yet again, I heard a distorted |
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Medic voice, saying “Hold still. This will only sting for a moment,” and “Prepare |
Medic voice, saying “Hold still. This will only sting for a moment,” and “Prepare |
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for your examination…” before my computer abruptly blue-screened. |
for your examination…” before my computer abruptly blue-screened. |
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I’ve never played as the Medic class |
I’ve never played as the Medic class |
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since that ordeal, although I still love ''Team |
since that ordeal, although I still love ''Team |
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Fortress 2''. |
Fortress 2''. |
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That was the last time I saw him. I’ve |
That was the last time I saw him. I’ve |
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been playing TF2 for a couple of years now and I never saw a glimpse of him. Every once in a while, however, I see that desktop background image in the corner of my eye… |
been playing TF2 for a couple of years now and I never saw a glimpse of him. Every once in a while, however, I see that desktop background image in the corner of my eye… |
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