MIYAMOTO BLOOD CURSE THE STORY OF NINANAJI HUYOMATO

Who is Shigeru Miyamoto? He is the creator of "Nintendo". JUST KIDDING! Stupid Bitch. This is the true story of Ninanaji Huyomato, the REAL creator of Nintendo. And how he got FUCKED. In The ASS!!!

Ninanaji Huyomato, whom we will be referring to as "Nina" because fuck typing that entire name, was born in Italy from Japanese immigrants. He met a man named "Mario". This inspired him to make the company's most famous series. However, his co-worker and arch-nemesis Shigeru Yamamoto HATED Italians and wanted Mario to be referred to as "Jumpman", in reference to his recently deceased grandfather.

Everyone agreed this was a stupid idea, and everyone liked Nina's name better. Especially since Miyamoto's grandpa was an asshole. Miyamoto got pissed and he attempted to sabotage all future Metroid titles by putting rude words in the games while no one was looking so the censors would instantly deny test builds and make the developers waste hours of playtesting time. At random points in the game, Mario would appear and turn to the screen and say "FUCK YOU". The developers would remove this, only for Miyamoto to sneak it in again somewhere else. Rumor has it, this feature still exists in the game as a button combination.

Nina was PISSED. His dream was being defiled by this hooligan. Miyamoto would wrap plastic on the toilets in the company bathrooms. He would annoyingly and loudly tap on his office desk. He would refuse to tip waiters at company dinners. All out of pure spite. He didn't even like Italians. Why was he working on these games? Nina was furious. He made this company, this character, the entire Zelda franchise, and Miyamoto, the notorious racist, had soiled it all.

One night, while Miyamoto was at home watching the Super Bowl, he heard a knock on his door. He assumed it was the pizza guy and was ready to short-change him and then shut the door on his face. However, when he opened the door there stood Ninanaji Huyamato. He gave Miyamoto a stern look, and screamed in a furious tone "I am very displeased with how you have been behaving around the office". Miyamoto simply laughed and shat on the floor in front of him. Nina was pissed, and as Nina raised his finger to point accusingly, Miyamoto produced a machete and disemboweled Nina on the spot. This was generally seen by his co-workers as an overreaction, and he was promptly fired the next day.

However, three days later, Yamamoto got a call on his home phone from an unknown number. As he picked up the phone, a surge of dark energy surged through his body. He fell unconscious on his hard-tile floor. In a dream-like haze, he saw the ghostly visage of his victim standing over him. Ninanaji gave him a deathly glare and said "FUCK YOU". Miyamono's soul was erased in an instant, and in its place was the essence of Ninanaji Huyomato. The employees at Nintendro had noticed Miyamoto's complete change of character, wondering what had happened to suddenly make him so much more friendly and personable.

Now you know the real truth. Miyamoto is a walking meat puppet possessed by the spirit of a dead Japanese programmer. You must send this to at least 50 people, or else Miyamoto's body will gorily explode and Huyamato's soul will specifically target you and everyone else who refused to share this info. He's really insistent about getting proper credit so I hope you understand.

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