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One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game. The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs. I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things. Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO". I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati? Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there's is no proof of anything. I will never look at dingoes the same way again.[[File:Moar_Krabs.jpg|thumb]]

One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game.

The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs.

I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things.

Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO".

I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati?

Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there is no proof of anything.

I will never look at dingoes the same way again.
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Latest revision as of 21:55, 19 October 2022

One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game.

The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs.

I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things.

Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO".

I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati?

Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there is no proof of anything.

I will never look at dingoes the same way again.

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