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One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game. The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs. I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things. Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO". I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati? Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there's is no proof of anything. I will never look at dingoes the same way again.[[File:Moar_Krabs.jpg|thumb]] |
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I started up the game and I saw MOAR Krabs on the title screen. I was excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everybody else. I pressed start and I started playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and other spooky things, but I assumed these were all glitches and continued playing. Eventually I got to a dead end, and I heard a demonic Mr. Krabs laugh and saw MOAR Krabs flying at SpongeBob! I was like totally spooked. MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob and then the screen went black and I heard the Mr. Krabs laugh again. |
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For no adequately explained reason I decided to keep playing. The next level had me playing as Patrick. There was lots more blood and gore because that's scary, right? So I heard the Mr. Krabs laugh again and MOAR Krabs killed Patrick. I continued to play because blood. The last level mad me play as Squidward. The was more blood and other spooky things and I began to feel as if I was doing the exact same thing over again. That's just crazy. |
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MOAR Krabs killed Squidward. I was so scared that I made some toast. After I ate my toast and returned to the game, the screen went black. DUN, DUN, DUN. So spooky, so scary. Then, a close up of MOAR Krabs' face appeared on the screen and there was some text above it written in red ink that said "I AM JESUS". I had a heart attack and dropped dead. I later sold my copy of the game on eBay, so if you see this game, don't play it because it's cursed or something! [[File:Moar_Krabs.jpg|thumb]] |
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Revision as of 20:56, 1 July 2015
One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game. The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs. I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things. Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO". I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati? Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there's is no proof of anything. I will never look at dingoes the same way again.
