MOAR Krabs.exe

    One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man. He looked sad and stuff. I asked him if he had any pc games. He said he had one, and that I could have it for free. He dug around in a box and pulled out a disk that had MOAR Krabs.exe written on it with red ink, or was it BLOOD? Anyway, I took the game and the old man just straight up died. I thought it was just a glitch and skateboarded home to play my new game.
     I started up the game and I saw MOAR Krabs on the title screen. I was excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everybody else. I pressed start and I started playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and other spooky things, but I assumed these were all glitches and continued playing. Eventually I got to a dead end, and I heard a demonic Mr. Krabs laugh and saw MOAR Krabs flying at SpongeBob! I was like totally spooked. MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob and then the screen went black and I heard the Mr. Krabs laugh again.
     For no adequately explained reason I decided to keep playing. The next level had me playing as Patrick. There was lots more blood and gore because that's scary, right? So I heard the Mr. Krabs laugh again and MOAR Krabs killed Patrick. I continued to play because blood. The last level mad me play as Squidward. The was more blood and other spooky things and I began to feel as if I was doing the exact same thing over again. That's just crazy. 

MOAR Krabs killed Squidward. I was so scared that I made some toast. After I ate my toast and returned to the game, the screen went black. DUN, DUN, DUN. So spooky, so scary. Then, a close up of MOAR Krabs' face appeared on the screen and there was some text above it written in red ink that said "I AM JESUS". I had a heart attack and dropped dead. I later sold my copy of the game on eBay, so if you see this game, don't play it because it's cursed or something!