MY TOTALLY RIGHT SPONGEBOB THEORY

PRAISE

YOU KNOW THAT SHOW SPONGEBOB? IT'S REALLY ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT THAT IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S A CARTOON ABOUT A TALKING SPONGE. YOU KNOW HOW SPONGEBOB IS A SPONGE? TO WASH DISHES, PEOPLE USE SPONGES AND IT PICKS UP ALL THE DIRT (I eat dirt). THAT MEANS SPONGEBOB IS JESUS BECAUSE JESUS WAS USED TO WASH DISHES WHEN SPONGES WERE KNOWN AS NAZI TECHNOLOGY. YOU KNOW HOW SQUIDWARD IS GRUMPY? HE IS OBVIOUS A VET OF THE VIETNAM WAR BECAUSE HE HATES YELLOW PEOPLE LIKE SPONGEBOB. SANDY REPRESENTS THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS BECAUSE WOMEN, AMIRITE? ALSO MR. KRABS IS SATAN BECAUSE HE'S RED. IN COCKLUSION, THIS SHOW IS DEMONIC.

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Written by Misha McWahaha
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