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Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.
Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.

when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk.

btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat

it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice.


==The Contents of the USB Stick==
==The Contents of the USB Stick==
Once i put the usb into the PC once i got home, i saw 3 files:
[[File:Scay.jpg|thumb|the reat]]
Once i put the usb into my PC, i saw 3 files:


=== File #1: ===
=== File #1: ===
[[File:Scay.jpg|thumb|the reat]]
it was an image Homer with an image of the log of all Yugoslavian terrorists with hyiper-reliatijk eyes.I smiled:
it was an image Homer with an image of the log of all Yugoslavian terrorists with hyiper-reliatijk eyes.I smiled:


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Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood
Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood

[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]


sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
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i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre
i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre


[[File:Tricky with the chainsaw..png|thumb|247x247px|Hyperrealiostc tryky wih a chainsau]]
i flel asleep and dreament about jessus goung to a stripper club.it was nice


i flel asleep and dreament about Mahatmi Gandi goung to a stripper club.The woumen wer nice.
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism musick!

it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism and scremy musick!


then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
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My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce...
My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce...


they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge...
While i dieng, the shadowy figure told me:

then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me:


I A M STAN
I A M STAN

then he bacome a screamin sekleton, with the rhythym and harmony of Wonderwall

homer poped out of the man and gave me the bloody log of the terrorists:

-Huh, intresting...

then he shot i super maega blood laser

i tie

They alll laughed as they watched me die


to be cotunuio
to be cotunuio