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Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter. |
Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter. |
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when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk. |
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btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat |
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it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice. |
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==The Contents of the USB Stick== |
==The Contents of the USB Stick== |
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=== File #1: === |
=== File #1: === |
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it was an image Homer with an image of the log of all Yugoslavian terrorists with hyiper-reliatijk eyes.I smiled: |
it was an image Homer with an image of the log of all Yugoslavian terrorists with hyiper-reliatijk eyes.I smiled: |
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Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood |
Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood |
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sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!! |
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!! |
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i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre |
i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre |
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then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said: |
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said: |
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My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce... |
My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce... |
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they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge... |
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While i dieng, the shadowy figure told me: |
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then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me: |
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I A M STAN |
I A M STAN |
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then he bacome a screamin sekleton, with the rhythym and harmony of Wonderwall |
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homer poped out of the man and gave me the bloody log of the terrorists: |
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-Huh, intresting... |
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then he shot i super maega blood laser |
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i tie |
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They alll laughed as they watched me die |
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to be cotunuio |
to be cotunuio |