Man of soup

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I was on my way to school when i felt hungry so i went to a taco restaurant to eat, but i felt pain on my ass so i went to the bathroom to liberate my tuberculosis, i was taking a fullie dump but i ran out of paper so i asked for more then a man came and gave the paper but it was covered in delicious soup i didnt care and then went outside with soup inside my ass when i saw that man he was half man half albanian i then asked him where he got the paper then he said come i went to him and i went but it was empty exepct for a house he then showed me inside i went in and i saw a house covered in blood, i was shoecked i punched him in the face and hid in the bathroom then i found a gun and i burned downthe house and ran away thhen i went to school but while i was doing class he appeared in my homework he told me he was coming for him if i i didnt find him 100 victims i closed the book ran otside and drove to the manhe then hacked my car and crashed i survived i was bleeding ran away and hid in a bush i saw the man then punched him in the face he wa covered in blood and then he transofrmed into satan and he asid that i was going to die and that i was his victims i grabed a shovel and punched him in the face, i was jumping and running when he tried to shoot me in the face i turned into evil.exe and used my powers to kill him then i destroyed a car then i nearly got killed i was running from police when i destroyed their armies, i burned the school then i ruled the world but the man came shot me then we had an epic fight i punched him then he kick me and he tranformed into ultra satan i was shocked then i killed his arm he screamed he took away my eyes i threw a powerful blast burned down his leg and blew up his clavitis i then kicked him he dropped bombs and killed half of the city i was damaged but luckily i found a shotgun and i shot him in the face he screamde and fell into the ground then i realise that i have become the thing i hated i cried i sobed i turned evil then i found out the truth of all, becaue...

i am become albania.



Written by MRTNtheboy
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