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Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.
Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.


Stay safe.
Shrek is real, and he is dangerous.


==VLOG#1==
==VLOG#1==

Revision as of 15:55, 2 February 2015

My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.

I've been a fan of the Shrek movies for as long as I can remember. I've watched them all dozens of times, stayed up until school started just to hear "All Star" one more time. I was, and... maybe even am, a Shrek fanatic.

Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary Marble Onions.

But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.

I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this Vlog updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.

Take my warning, please. What you will see may shock you.

Stay safe.

VLOG#1

Evidence 1
Tape recorded May 27, 2013
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason
Tape found in garbage can outside house

File:Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)