Mario's Pasta House

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Hello, I'm going to tell you a little story......a story of a man named Matt and how is life was ruined forever. Matt was on his way home from work when he walk by a restaurant "Mario's Pasta House". Matt had never seen this restaurant before so he decided to go in and check it out besides it probably better than the ramen noodles he was going to have for supper when he got home. He walked in the door and the restaurant was empty, the only person there was an obese mustached man behind the counter. Matt walked up to the counter and said hello to the fat man. The man turned around and had a couple on his face not what Matt expected. The man turned around and spoke in a cold mean Brooklyn accent "what yours want".Matt said he wanted some Alfredo, the man stared at him for a minute, grunted and went back to the kitchen. Matt took a seat in the corner by the window. When he was looking out the window there was no cars,no people, no anything just rain drops hitting the pavement.He didn't think much of it it must have been later then he thought. When he looked away from the window the man was standing there with his pasta, the man placed the pasta on the table. Matt looked down at the pasta and it wasn't his Alfredo it was spaghetti. Just as Matt was about to say this wasn't his order to the man, he looked up and the man was gone. Matt was starving so he decided to just eat it.Before he started to eat he noticed that there's was tons of black chunks in the sauce,there was even some sort of black specs in the noodles. But Matt had no time to critic food he needed to eat and go home so he could get some sleep.Matt scarfed down his pasta,gathered his things and headed home.When Matt got home he felt extremely tired all of a sudden,it must have been way later then he thought. He was going to go check a clock but he was just to tired so he walked into his room and collapsed on to the bed instantly falling asleep. In the middle of the night Matt woke up in a panic. He couldn't breath it felt like something was lodged in his throat. He thought it might be his asma although he hadn't had an attack in years.he headed to the bathroom to get his puffer but he felt a gagging feeling,it felt like he was about the throw up. So he kneeled and front of the toilet and he violently puked. While trying to catch his breath he looked into the toilet and he was shocked,there lying in the toilet bowl was those black specked noodles from the restaurant. he was think how could this be i ate that hours ago it had to have been digested by now. Matt flushed the toilet and headed off to bed, Matt thought he may have been imagining it because he was over tired. He laid down and drifted off to sleep.In the morning Matt was on his regular routine for getting ready for work. On his way to work he couldn't help thinking about last night and how he imagined spaghetti noodles in the toilet bowl in place of vomit....or was he imagining it.So he decided to go to the restaurant on his way home and give that bastard a piece of his mind.But....when Matt got there....the restaurant was closed,he look at the sigh on the door "closed for health code violations".Matt just continued on his way to work muttering on his breath about that dirty Italian that served him that spaghetti.When Matt got to work he went into his office and sat there with a mad expression dreading the work day ahead of him.Just as Matt was to start work his boss barged into his office.He looked more anger then usual but Matt wasn't in the mood for his shit. His Boss started to yelled "MATT I'M TIRED OF YOU BEING LATE EVERY DAMN MORNING,YOU'VE BEEN LATE EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS WEEK AND IF YOU DON'T GET THIS FIXED TOMORROW YOUR FUCKING FIRED". Matt looked up at his boss with a grin on his face and hate his eyes.Matt started to laugh maniacally like a crazy person, "WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY".Matt's expression changed he answered "how pathetic you are....", Matt raised his voice "IF YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT OLD MAN YOU WOULDN'T TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW,I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT".Matt got up out of his chair in a fit of rage and walked to the door to leave his office,Matt opened the door a crack , his boss spoke up "IF YOU LEAVE YOU WILL NEVER BE ALOUD BACK!".Matt shut the door making a large crashing noise.He turned to his boss....Matt grind again and swung his arm with has much force as possible and knocking his boss to the floor. "Matt what are you doing.....", Matt got on top of his boss and started strangling him. Mid strangle Matt had that gagging puking feeling again,Matt instantly started to violently vomit those noodles all over his bosses dying expression less face.After vomiting Matt quickly got off of his boss, he was thinking what have i done i........ killed my boss.Matt turned around in horror and all he could hear was the gurgling choking sound coming from his boss, tears dripped down Matt's face.When Matt turned around all that was left was blood stains and a pile of those black specked noodles.Matt ran out of his office and headed home.When Matt got home he locked all the doors and covered up all the windows,after hours of sitting there in the dark he felt insanity creep into his subconscious. Matt decided to watch TV to help ease his mind, he turned it on and it was on the news station.......what he saw on it made him even more depressed than before. Plastered on ever single news station was the story of his bosses murder.Matt turned off the TV, got up and went to the kitchen.Matt opened the Knife draw and grabbed the sharpest knife he could find.Matt walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror, his face was blank and emotionless.he slowly raised the knife to his throat, just as he was about to slit his throat the phone rang.He placed the knife beside the sink and went back in the living room.He picked up the phone.....it was his friend tony.He answered "Hello..." "Hey man i was calling wondering if you wanted to come watch the jets and giants game".The depressed feeling went some what away from his mind "sure tony that sounds great ill be right there" Matt hung up.When he got over to Tony's the thought of killing his boss left his mind and he was focused on who was going to win the game.The jets were winning 4 to 2 and tony was a die hard jets fan and he was rubbing it in Matt's face "Man the jets are so going to win,Giants suck major balls". Even though deep inside Matt knew it was a joke he snapped,"The jets are a pathetic waist of space on this planet there just a bunch of trash". Tony looked at Matt and was shocked how mad he got at what he said, "Dude its just a damn football game i was joking" before he could finish Matt stormed out of the house and went home.The next day around supper time....Matt was sitting on his couch in the dark laughing maniacally again butt this time....more evil and crazy then the laugh at the office.His eyes looked angrily at the phone,he picked it up and dialed tony's number.The phone rang barely a second and Tony immediately answered "Hey man you alright?" Matt answered "Yeah I'm fine" "that's good.....so why did ya call?" "I was wondering if you wanted to come over for supper?" Matt's grin grew wider "Sure bro what are we having?" Matt paused for a minute "Spaghetti......" "Cool see ya in a few".When the phone hung up Matt continued to laugh.When tony arrived he knocked on the door there was no answer,Tony thought maybe Matt was busy making supper so he grabbed the door knob and slowly opened the door.He stepped inside and the door closed behind him,it was pitch black.Tony called out for Matt but there was no answer,Tony felt around for a light switch. He finally found one and flipped it up "Hello Tony" Tony turned around quick and it was Matt with the large grin on his face and the hate in his eyes but this time it was a more powerful expression.Matt lunged at tony but tony got out of the way,tony ran to Matt's bathroom and locked the door.Tony saw that there was a knife by the sink and he grabbed it preparing him self for what might happen.Tony heard pounding at the door and.... laughing.One last pound on the door and Matt kicked it open, Matt lunged at tony again,grabbed his throat and wrestled him to the ground.Matt continued to laugh at tony struggled for breath. At that moment tony found enough strength the stab that knife into Matt's stomach.Matt stood up screaming in pain for a short second then he instantly threw up on Tony.The noodles were going into every orphus of Tony's body slowly killing him.Matt stared at tony with extreme hate in his eyes,he pulled the knife out of his stomach and he wasn't phased at all.He got on top of tony again....tony looked up at him,Matt started laughing again "Lets make some sauce for that spaghetti" and he cut open Tony's jugular. Tony's eyes went lifeless and Matt's eyes lost the hate and went into sadness.Matt now knows that he is in fact insane just like with his boss when he killed tony the moment he killed him he felt regret.Matt got out of the bathroom and locked the door, he headed to his living room and dialed his doctors number. "Hello?" "hey doc its Matt...." "ah Mathew how ya doin lad?" "not so well...".Matt tells his doctor about his problem of vomiting full spaghetti noodles, "come over right away Matt and ill see whats going on".Matt dropped the phone and ran to the door,before going fully out he looks down at the knife....he shoves it in his pocket and continues on his way to the hospital.At the hospital Matt is told to lay on the bed and wait for his doctor to come in, so Matt waited awhile and his doctor showed up "Well Matt after what you described to me i think ill have to take a look inside your noggin to see if there's anything mentally wrong with you" "excuse me" Matt grew a little angry but he controlled him self. "Matt from what i heard you sound like your having some major mental problems,people don't just throw up full spaghetti noodles for days and says after you eat one bad plate of spaghetti". Matt got up out of the bed "Matt what are you doing?" "I'm going to prove I'm not crazy".Matt lifted up his shirt and pulled the knife from his pocket "MATT!" Matt started to cut open the area where is stomach was located."JESUS CHRIST MATT STOP!" Matt was screaming in pain as he finished his cut. Matt was bleeding all over the place "NURSE GET SOME MORE DOCTORS IN HERE" Matt pulled out his stomach and cut it open.....the screaming turned to laughter......there was nothing inside of his stomach. He held it out to the doctor "see doc" he said while laughing "I'm not crazy don't you see the noodles" Matt collapsed to the ground laughing.....his laughter slowly dying down until he was a motionless corps.you maybe asking yourself.......how do i know every single detail leading up to Matt's death......lets just say the day Matt ate that spaghetti we had a special bond.



Credited to CGSEAndrew
Originally uploaded on August 13, 2013

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