Mario Pissing

The video "Mario pissing" is an actually artistic masterpiece. The scene opens with the famous Nintendo mascot, Mario Jumpman Mario, showing us that even the most upbeat and child-friendly characters are indeed no different than the average man, as he indiscreetly relieves his bladder in a bottomless hole, commonly seen in the Mushroom Kingdom. While relieving himself, a goomba, a notorious villain within the Mario Universe, approaches Mario, with suicidal intent. The goomba is implied to have been heading to this bottomless pit to jump in, in order to kill himself and end his miserable life, seeing Mario, slayer of goombas, the goomba begins to beg for Mario to end his life, preferably by crushing his skull via force applied by Mario's foot against his head. Mario shows hesitation in this endeavor, and deep down wishes to not kill this innocent being, as Mario in the past has allied with many goombas, and has spared them when possible. Trying not to seem rude, he passively lies and says he may at a later time, only for the goomba to persist, and ask again. The two slowly begin to argue, going back and forth, Mario's piss still streaming. Until eventually, the stream stops. Mario's patience has been broken, and the film ends on a cliffhanger, pun intended, where Mario says "Let me get my pants first." It is unclear if this is yet another lie from Mario in a attempt to save this goomba's life, or if he is indeed intent on fulfilling this pained soul's wishes, and will end their life. We do not know which ending is certain, but it is set up for the viewer to assume which outcome. Will Mario follow his morals set by Nintendo, as a hero, one who fights for good and selflessness, or will he snap, and let his desires take hold of him for the easy way out? This is what this masterpieces makes us ask, and I for one, am awestruck. Bravo, Mario. Bravo.

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