Mario rpg legend of marios insanity

It began on the day nintendo announced the mario rpg remake i was like, wow! this calls for a nostalgia trip! I went to my old games cuboard and dusted off my old snes with my old smrpg copy I got it all connected up to my old tv and went down to grab a snack from the fridge. when suddenly a got a letter from the postman, the letter contained a old dusty microchip and a note that looked like it was from the 90s. it says, Hey wanna make your snes experience really fun add this microchip to your snes and watch the game be even cooler! at cooler game inds! but then i saw microscopic binary that translated to we are not responsible for hyper realistic deaths of video characters 0.00000000000000001% chance of happening on your snes cardridge. i simply dismissed it as cryptic nonsense and went to pop in the microchip into my snes after all a better game experience?! That sounds great! i thought to myself as i sat down and grabbed my snack put in the microchip into my snes and put in my smrpg cardridge.

I played the game and everything seemed normal up until i got to star hill every room enter it got more and more worn down until i got to the place where the fourth star peice is and i was greeted with the wishes being stabbed up on those flower things with hyperrealistic blood. then the star peice flew infront of me and said in a scratchy voice using snes soundfont samples it said, "catch me if you can" it then flew back i chased it with mario & i managed to catch it which then led to a boss fight with the star peice i tried to fight it but i kept doing 0 damage i tried doing specials but to no avail. then my party members all dissapeared i tried to flee the battle because by then all my other actions were disabled. but then the star peice turned white it then opened its hyper realistic mouth which had razor sharp teeth like sawblades and in the middle a black void with a red pupil formed and it said "COWARD" it said this line 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 times before going into marios body releasing a massive jumpscare.

I screamed and fell off the counch in fright the game then stayed on a black screen for about a minute until it cut to a split second frame where mario had two revolvers pointed at his eyes after about 5 seconds text appeared along with a voice line of mario saying "GET OUT-TA MY HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD" as mario pulled the triggers as hyperrealistic blood came pouring everywhere there was so much of it it start to pour out my screen i hugged one of the cusions on the couch for dear life as i dreaded what would happen next it then cut to a shot of marios hyperrealistic eye loss as there were nothing in his sockets i immediately threw up on the floor at the sight of it it stayed on that screen for 10 seconds until another split second frame where marios pupils glowed a bright white and he was crying blood from his eyes the white pupils stayed on a black backround with text saying "God is no longer with you. Your in my world now" i then wake up in a dark room as mallow i check my party peach & geno are the only ones in my party mario and bowser were labeled in bold text [REDACTED] trying to select them glitches the screen temporarily and then it goes back to normal it takes about 5 seconds for the glitching to finish after that little encount i progressed forward down the long dark hallway until the backround turned white as i see mario with his back turned to us.

instead of his normal outfit though he looked completely different his overalls were red with the blood of the victims he'd killed and his shirt was a dark grey unlike his usual blue. mallow then reached out for mario before he turned around with those creepy black eyes with white pupils at which point it cut to a bossfight with mario who had exor shrinked down to regular sword size and was using him as a weapon smithys head was right beside him he wasnt even in his true form and mario had already killed him his head was laying in a pool of hyperrealistic oil before the battle started mario turned to me and said dont worry i took care of our threat isnt that what you wanted? the fight then started i slowly widdled him down with geno and mallow saving peach for healing we then droped marios hp to 0 and the following scene played out mario's stomach bulged back and fourth as the star peice left his body with a hyperrealistic hole in his stomach the star peice then transformed into a shadow of bowsers giant head his head was fully pitch black with red glowing slit pupils before i could process anything else mallow geno and peach fell into smithys factory? already? i though but instead of the metallic silver machines all round they were all rusted and in disrepair we walked up to the place where you start the smithy fight instead of the platform you normally fight on we immediately go to the phase 2 part of the fight you know with all the smithy heads and stuff.

instead of a locked backround though we actually got to explore this place i got a little exited actually because id never seen this place to its fullest however the exploration was cut short when the bowser head appeared again angrier than ever it was then revealed that bowsers face looked mutilated as if someone tore his face off his face also looked extremely scratched up and even his eyes were gouged out his hairdo also flopped over too instead of his usual mohawk without warning bowser started chasing us big red text popped up saying "ESCAPE QUICKLY" we ran up to a laddy that lead to the original smithy platform which takes place on phase 1 bowser had then cornered us geno tried to hold him back before bowser used his psychic powers to rip off all of genos limbs then he ate his true form i.e the thing that was taking residence in the geno doll he then summoned his mutilated hands to slowly and graphically teared peaches hair and legs off he teared off her hair so hard that it revealed peaches skull. then finally he ate mallow and chopped up his body into many pieces the screen then cut to black for 5 minutes after those five minutes it then cut to the title screen it was normal apart from the fact that the sky was blood red and exor was no longer there after another minute the cursed fourth star peice then floated out the castle as the sky turned pitch black text appeared finally saying Your as good as dead now! as it then moved slowly towards the tv as then hands came out the tv grabbed me and dragged me into the game. i woke up in the same white void as i saw mario on his knees pointing the guns to his head this time he then said time to finally end the suffering as he pointed the second gun at me and said your coming with me as he then pulled both the triggers i screamed as i woke up in my room i gave off a sigh of relief after realising it was just a nightmare but every night to this day i can still hear him in my dreams.

hoping for this to get into a hoodohoodlumsrevenge vid dont think that day will come though

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