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Once.. I remember I was playing Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom.. He came back from the painting, and said "MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED!", as he walked outside. |
Once... I remember I was playing Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom... He came back from the painting, and said "MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED!", as he walked outside. |
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I asked myself.. "Di-Did... Did Mario swear..? Did I hear that from the video..!?" |
I asked myself... "Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?" |
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This experience traumatized me.. To where I would never play Mario.. |
This experience traumatized me... To where I would never play Mario... |
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Until one night, I was playing Super Mario 64. |
Until one night, I was playing Super Mario 64. |
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While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!" |
While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!" |
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Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?", I said "It was Mario, not me..!" |
Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?", I said "It was Mario, not me...!" |
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My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!" |
My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!" |
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She jumped on my face.. |
She jumped on my face... |
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She did the ground pound. |
She did the ground pound. |
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She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!" |
She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!" |
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That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection.. |
That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection... |
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This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "CUNT." |
This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "CUNT." |
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Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. |
Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. |
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She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your-.." |
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your-..." |
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That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the dinoborg and when "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face. |
That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the dinoborg and when "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face. |