Massachusetts Copypasta

Massachusetts is so damn boring there's nothing to roast it for. It's like roasting your great Aunt who only goes out twice a week to the grocery store and church. She has a nice house, she keeps to herself, she has no friends or hobbies, never does anything interesting, the most interesting thing you could say about her is that when she was a young woman ages ago she was a bit rebellious but now everyone around her is newer and cooler than she is.

She is just a responsible old lady who has already purchased her coffin and headstone so as not to disturb anyone after she passes away.

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