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''(The following story was not written by me. It was created by fanfiction author ballistic dolphin, who was probably not being ironic when he wrote this. Prepare yourself.) ''

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MARTIX SPACE SHIP:
MARTIX SPACE SHIP:


The night grew dark.
The night grew dark.


Neo looked outside the ship but he saw emptyness staring back at him.
Neo looked outside the ship but he saw emptyness staring back at him.


He knew he had to get to the matirx but he didn't knew when they would arrive.
He knew he had to get to the matirx but he didn't knew when they would arrive.


Morpheus was working on a compter program to find out when but who knows how long he take.
Morpheus was working on a compter program to find out when but who knows how long he take.


He runs over to the front of ship to see how Morpheuos is doing but he finds out Morpheus not working he's looking at porn.
He runs over to the front of ship to see how Morpheuos is doing but he finds out Morpheus not working he's looking at porn.


“DUDE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT” said Neo and he slammed his coffee mug in suprise.
"DUDE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT" said Neo and he slammed his coffee mug in suprise.


“What you talk about I wasnt do anything” said Morphus and he closed his browser but Neo cheacked history and saw he looked at bad websites. (A/N: My parents did this a few days ago and they wont let me go on internet so im on here in secret so dont tell anyone)
"What you talk about I wasnt do anything" said Morphus and he closed his browser but Neo cheacked history and saw he looked at bad websites. (A/N: My parents did this a few days ago and they wont let me go on internet so im on here in secret so dont tell anyone)


The two guys looked out window and saw a planet come up “Is that the MATRIZ”
The two guys looked out window and saw a planet come up "Is that the MATRIZ"


“nope sorry its actually a place where we can refeul the ship but dont worry the matrix is definetely coming up soon”
"nope sorry its actually a place where we can refeul the ship but dont worry the matrix is definetely coming up soon"


They landed and went to a hillbilly store to get fuel oh and by the way this planet is a desert planet so imagine it like in those cheesy old Western movies.
They landed and went to a hillbilly store to get fuel oh and by the way this planet is a desert planet so imagine it like in those cheesy old Western movies.


“Hey bro do you have oil for my sapceship” Mropheus was talking to the owner but
"Hey bro do you have oil for my sapceship" Mropheus was talking to the owner but
Neo went into the back of the store. Wat he would see there would affect his rest of life.
Neo went into the back of the store. Wat he would see there would affect his rest of life.


He glimpsed up at the newspapers on the wall they said that Morpheus was did bad things like staeling money from buisnesses and hacking into Facebook and making ppl unfriend each other.
He glimpsed up at the newspapers on the wall they said that Morpheus was did bad things like staeling money from buisnesses and hacking into Facebook and making ppl unfriend each other.

"What you doing back here" the dissatisfied growl of Morpheus shocked Neo and he turn around and saw Morpeus holding gun.


“What you doing back here” the dissatisfied growl of Morpheus shocked Neo and he turn around and saw Morpeus holding gun.
"Why have you be doing this I thouhgt you were going to take me to the Matrix and save the univerce"


"Neo you been a fool. The matrix isnt real"
“Why have you be doing this I thouhgt you were going to take me to the Matrix and save the univerce”


Morpheus's finger touched the trigger
“Neo you been a fool. The matrix isnt real”


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Latest revision as of 22:01, 19 October 2022

The cover.

MARTIX SPACE SHIP:

The night grew dark.

Neo looked outside the ship but he saw emptyness staring back at him.

He knew he had to get to the matirx but he didn't knew when they would arrive.

Morpheus was working on a compter program to find out when but who knows how long he take.

He runs over to the front of ship to see how Morpheuos is doing but he finds out Morpheus not working he's looking at porn.

"DUDE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT" said Neo and he slammed his coffee mug in suprise.

"What you talk about I wasnt do anything" said Morphus and he closed his browser but Neo cheacked history and saw he looked at bad websites. (A/N: My parents did this a few days ago and they wont let me go on internet so im on here in secret so dont tell anyone)

The two guys looked out window and saw a planet come up "Is that the MATRIZ"

"nope sorry its actually a place where we can refeul the ship but dont worry the matrix is definetely coming up soon"

They landed and went to a hillbilly store to get fuel oh and by the way this planet is a desert planet so imagine it like in those cheesy old Western movies.

"Hey bro do you have oil for my sapceship" Mropheus was talking to the owner but Neo went into the back of the store. Wat he would see there would affect his rest of life.

He glimpsed up at the newspapers on the wall they said that Morpheus was did bad things like staeling money from buisnesses and hacking into Facebook and making ppl unfriend each other.

"What you doing back here" the dissatisfied growl of Morpheus shocked Neo and he turn around and saw Morpeus holding gun.

"Why have you be doing this I thouhgt you were going to take me to the Matrix and save the univerce"

"Neo you been a fool. The matrix isnt real"

Morpheus's finger touched the trigger



Credited to ballistic dolphin 

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