Mediocrity Births A Monster: Difference between revisions

So, this was my life now. I went from being a mediocre man to a horny ass monster with a long dick. I'm now the Slinky Thang. I live in the forest across from Slender Man. I used to have tea with him every day at ten in the morning. We talk and bullshit for a while, laughing about our latest victims and how they always beg for us to stop or let them go. Slender's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. Then again, I'm not his victim. As of right now, Slender and I aren't speaking to each other. I don't wear pants anymore, as I have to let my long dick hang free, and when I went to have tea with him the other day, he kept tripping over my dick and it really pissed him off. I rolled my dick up and left, going back to my forest and waiting for my next victim. So, if you stumble across the forest to the left of Slender's forest, just know that when you get that strange feeling and then you say, "I'm fucked," don't be alarmed when you hear me whisper to you, "Not yet, but soon!"

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