Meh weird job at burger king

so i put made a double whopper in the microwave and after that a shit load of spooky shit happened.

the guy who ate the whopper blew up in fries and then we hads no customers at all for the rest of the day accept ronald mc.donald he was wearing a hoodie.

he said he wanted a double whopper. i then notice all the buns and ingredients to make the whopper was gone. he then said well i would like fries. and then the fries dissapeared and all the food.

ronald then started cussing at us and he said the whopper is right there fucktards!!!.

and i turned and the whopper was on a napkin on a tabel that we never had.

we gave it to the guy and the guy ate it and then maggots came out of duh guy and the guy chocked and died. the burger king then tilted and black liquid was coming from the walls. and i was getting hunngry so i put chicken tenders in duh microwave and one guy got beat up by living fries. one of the employees vomted potato's and the microwave was then smoking. i was then running extremely slow and a guy melted and died and a guy hads a heart attack. i then heard crying from the tenders and i oppened the door and the chicken tenders had 2 human eyes and a human mouth. i backed up and the burger king started shaking. the microwave then fell out of its place and got 6 giant robotic spider legs and shot lasers at things and it was ALIVE!!!.

the microwave was killing people with its laser. the windows then went static. we killed the microwave with a baseball bat and then the smoothie machine made the burger king flooded. we tried swiming out but then a megladon appeared and ate someone then there were giant chicken tenders jumping on us

then the power went out. and some burger monster shoved the microwave up a employees ass. and the burger monster ate almost every employee and the boss came and the burger monster ate the boss.

then i saw a guy fucking a hamburger. i broke the window and escaped and everybody was fucking burgers.

I THEN WENT TO KFC AND GOT MEH FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFFTER.

FUCK YOU!!!!

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